Topic: Has anybody here ever actually had sex?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,554
What's it like?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 29 seconds later[^] [v] #505,476
Sticky and often boring
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,478
It's like not having sex except the opposite.
Becky joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,481
@OP
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,483
fuck my pussy hole
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,486
Fun, sheet damaging, sometimes painful yet worth it.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,489
Bags of wet sand.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,492
Every time I stick my penis in my wife, after about 3 hrs sliding in and out, it gets sick and throws up.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,498
No one here has. What site you think this is, LaidChan
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,513
This is actually a really funny question. The stereotype seems to be that the people on here are a bunch of computer geeks who have never gotten laid. I first visited anontalk in 2008 and was a virgin upon visiting. However, a few months later in 2009, I lost my virginity in a hookup. I did visit Anontalk after losing my virginity, so the answer seems to be yes: people on here have had sex before.
!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,514
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,516
The people who seem odd are the people on here who are married. I was on Compuserve when I was in middle school, and some guy was giving advice on how to beat Command & Conquer games. The guy mentioned that he was married and had a baby son who he was able to put in bed after beating a level in the game. If you are married, why are you here? Why aren't you chilling with your husband or wife? Unfortunately, some people on here (as per stereotype) may not have had sex. (Disclaimer: I have had sex before.) If you are married, why are you on here and not boning your wife or husband?
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,517
@previous (J)
Because, once you get married, the wife gives up on life and gets obese, waddling around on rhino haunches, whining, and complaining all day. That is why one takes a mistress.
Because, once you get married, the wife gives up on life and gets obese, waddling around on rhino haunches, whining, and complaining all day. That is why one takes a mistress.
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,519
@previous (L)
But if you take a mistress, what are you doing on anontalk? Why aren't you out trying to get laid?
(As you can guess, I have never been married...)
But if you take a mistress, what are you doing on anontalk? Why aren't you out trying to get laid?
(As you can guess, I have never been married...)
Anonymous J double-posted this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,520
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,521
@505,519 (J)
Well, if you have a mistress, you can only see her secretly from time to time, and just for as long as it takes to have sex. So there is lots of down time.
Well, if you have a mistress, you can only see her secretly from time to time, and just for as long as it takes to have sex. So there is lots of down time.
Anonymous L double-posted this 12 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,522
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,527
@505,521 (L)
But why are you on this website? If you're married, why aren't you doing married people things like taking care of your kids?
But why are you on this website? If you're married, why aren't you doing married people things like taking care of your kids?
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,529
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 10 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,530
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,531
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,532
Anonymous J double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,533
@505,531 (L)
Are you actually married? Some guy named Rishi told me that he had heard of married couples playing World of Warcraft after tucking in their kids. That didn't seem like a married person thing to do.
(As I mentioned before, I haven't been married...)
Are you actually married? Some guy named Rishi told me that he had heard of married couples playing World of Warcraft after tucking in their kids. That didn't seem like a married person thing to do.
(As I mentioned before, I haven't been married...)
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,534
Anonymous L double-posted this 12 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,535
!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,536
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,537
@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
నేను కేవలం అపానవాయువు.
నేను మీ ముఖం లో అపానవాయువు.
ఇది ఒక అందమైన అపానవాయువు ఉంది.
నేను కేవలం అపానవాయువు.
నేను మీ ముఖం లో అపానవాయువు.
ఇది ఒక అందమైన అపానవాయువు ఉంది.
!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,538
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,539
@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
నేను అమ్మాయి మలాన్ని తింటాయి
మీరు అమ్మాయి మలాన్ని తింటాయి
మేము అన్ని మలాన్ని తింటాయి
నేను అమ్మాయి మలాన్ని తింటాయి
మీరు అమ్మాయి మలాన్ని తింటాయి
మేము అన్ని మలాన్ని తింటాయి
!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,540
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,542
!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,544
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,699
it's alright
Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,826
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,978
@505,529 (L)
You don't have a wife, you live alone in a small apartment being hunted by the CPC for belonging to the falun gong
You don't have a wife, you live alone in a small apartment being hunted by the CPC for belonging to the falun gong
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,980
like sticking your dick on a bag of wet paper
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #506,004
I had sex with a teenage girl when I was a teenager. I have never had sex with a man. I have never had sex with an older woman.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #506,008
@505,535 (L)
> Married women hate sex, otherwise I would try.
Was about to tell you you're full of it, because for sure that was not my experience which was with my marriage and an affair with a married woman ..So hitting Google with your statement and OUCH
http://www.observer.ug/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8472:sex-talk-why-some-wives-just-hate-it
> In fact researchers put the figure to as high as 80%, of sexually active women who have never experienced an orgasm!
The Observer is not so much Observant on getting their facts right!
Quick check of such a bad fact and in 4 fast skims I found how OB came to such conclusion. ITS:
> And as many as 80 percent of women have difficulty with orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone
So I put this to Google in two different ways,
Women hate sex in Marriage
and it comes back with first hit
Study: Married women hate sex
asking 2,500 married women about their sex lives. A samping of results,
50% of women find sex either depressing, embarrassing or a hassle.
29% of married women say they are too tired for sex.
24% of married women would rather take a bubble bath than have sex.
26% of the women surveyed say their sex lives took a turn for the worst after they had children.
Or ASK What percent of Married Women enjoy sex
Survey shows married women love sex
Some single folks out there may think that once marriage starts, sex stops. However, a recent survey commissioned by iVillage, an online community for women, shows that betrothed ladies are just as into making love as their non-coupled counterparts. In addition to emphasizing the importance of sex in a relationship, the Married Sex Survey also may provide husbands with some tips on how to leave their lover satisfied.
The website polled 1,001 married women between the ages of 18 and 49. They were asked questions about their need for sex, how their hubbies measured up in bed and what gets them in the mood.
According to the survey, to get ladies turned on, in some cases all their husbands have to do is be open about their feelings
. Around 67 percent of respondents said that their husband professing his love is enough to get them ready for a roll in the hay.
When it comes to motivations for marriage, it looks like sex may play a factor.
Just under half of survey participants, 46 percent, said that the man they married was "their best sex." Within the month preceding the survey,
four out of five women surveyed said they had been in the mood for some intimate loving with their beau. And since it seems like plenty of married guys are always ready to get down and dirty,
> Married women hate sex, otherwise I would try.
Was about to tell you you're full of it, because for sure that was not my experience which was with my marriage and an affair with a married woman ..So hitting Google with your statement and OUCH
http://www.observer.ug/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8472:sex-talk-why-some-wives-just-hate-it
> In fact researchers put the figure to as high as 80%, of sexually active women who have never experienced an orgasm!
The Observer is not so much Observant on getting their facts right!
Quick check of such a bad fact and in 4 fast skims I found how OB came to such conclusion. ITS:
> And as many as 80 percent of women have difficulty with orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone
So I put this to Google in two different ways,
Women hate sex in Marriage
and it comes back with first hit
Study: Married women hate sex
asking 2,500 married women about their sex lives. A samping of results,
50% of women find sex either depressing, embarrassing or a hassle.
29% of married women say they are too tired for sex.
24% of married women would rather take a bubble bath than have sex.
26% of the women surveyed say their sex lives took a turn for the worst after they had children.
Or ASK What percent of Married Women enjoy sex
Survey shows married women love sex
Some single folks out there may think that once marriage starts, sex stops. However, a recent survey commissioned by iVillage, an online community for women, shows that betrothed ladies are just as into making love as their non-coupled counterparts. In addition to emphasizing the importance of sex in a relationship, the Married Sex Survey also may provide husbands with some tips on how to leave their lover satisfied.
The website polled 1,001 married women between the ages of 18 and 49. They were asked questions about their need for sex, how their hubbies measured up in bed and what gets them in the mood.
According to the survey, to get ladies turned on, in some cases all their husbands have to do is be open about their feelings
. Around 67 percent of respondents said that their husband professing his love is enough to get them ready for a roll in the hay.
When it comes to motivations for marriage, it looks like sex may play a factor.
Just under half of survey participants, 46 percent, said that the man they married was "their best sex." Within the month preceding the survey,
four out of five women surveyed said they had been in the mood for some intimate loving with their beau. And since it seems like plenty of married guys are always ready to get down and dirty,
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #506,012
I only have sex in the missionary position with lights on solely for the purpose of reproduction. I try not to enjoy it.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,192
Yeah, its not uncommon
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,214
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,227
@previous (B)
Not fair at all. What is wrong with the reply? Information presented is accurate - Sure one can pick the numbers apart but I did provide the polar opposite ends of the scale - IT sure does show that one can find biased and in error information on the front page of a Google search
So please share what you did not like abut my reply. IF its the formatting? The code makers provide so few tools to highlight posts and I am far more familiar with HTML markup Syntax and chan mark up differs from Chan to chan. - I tried to use it to cut past the tl;dr problem of mass of information so anyone could/wood pick out what they need quickly
Not fair at all. What is wrong with the reply? Information presented is accurate - Sure one can pick the numbers apart but I did provide the polar opposite ends of the scale - IT sure does show that one can find biased and in error information on the front page of a Google search
So please share what you did not like abut my reply. IF its the formatting? The code makers provide so few tools to highlight posts and I am far more familiar with HTML markup Syntax and chan mark up differs from Chan to chan. - I tried to use it to cut past the tl;dr problem of mass of information so anyone could/wood pick out what they need quickly
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,242
It was quite pleasant, young man. :-j
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,245
Omen !!gg89Kgn2v joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,280
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,289
@previous (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)
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> Sticky and often boring
The boring part clearly its hard to imagine sex as boring now ...the Sticky - After a few hours of - yea things get
>
> Sticky and often boring
The boring part clearly its hard to imagine sex as boring now ...the Sticky - After a few hours of - yea things get
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,292
it's pretty fun, OP. But don't be squeamish. Having your mates genitals in your mouth is no time to be squeamish.
and sex, i'm going to warn you, the smell... it's not always ideal.
also, some girls will hit you. the kinky ones at least.
and sex, i'm going to warn you, the smell... it's not always ideal.
also, some girls will hit you. the kinky ones at least.
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Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,293
@previous (squeegee)
> i'm going to warn you, the smell... it's not always ideal.
Showering together is always ideal
> i'm going to warn you, the smell... it's not always ideal.
Showering together is always ideal
Anonymous P replied with this 12 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,294
@506,292 (squeegee)
One time after a night with a freak girl, my whole body was covered with bruises and marks.
One time after a night with a freak girl, my whole body was covered with bruises and marks.
Anonymous R replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #506,297
@previous (P)Going to top that, & as anon
Woke up the girl gone. (to her bf)
Took a piss then looked in mirror. Face a bloody mess. Bed a bloody mess.
So I took a ride on the red river valley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gooN9iu4EbM