Topic: The Official™ Minichan Annual Legally-Mandated Employment Poll
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,513
Autphag insists that 99% of Minichan users are unemployed, but I defended the fora, insisting that most of us have jobs or careers, full-time. This poll will help settle our dispute. So, are you employed?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| I am completely unemployed. | 7 | 19% | |
| I am employed at a part-time job. | 4 | 11% | |
| I am employed at a part-time career. | - | 0% | |
| I am employed at a full-time job. | 3 | 8% | |
| I am employed at a full-time career. | 15 | 42% | |
| Other (please specify). | 7 | 19% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #505,125
I have a career. Thanks.
Soph joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,127
You're a liar. I gave a figure of around half to three-quarters of the users.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,131
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,132
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,134
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,164
Self employed. My boss is a complete asshole
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,174
i don't have enough time for a job
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,175
Capitalism is disgusting.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,176
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,177
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,182
I am working part time the rest of the year and then leaving to go be a real life computer engineer!! wow
but right now, just biding time honestly
but right now, just biding time honestly
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,183
Other (please specify).IF ONLY IF I could S P E L L it out n full detail. SEC wood lock me up faster then Martha Stewart was locked up - Someone here will figure out Y but do not expect me to comment if U Find it.
Consultant full tyme beyond 40 hours a week nor did I think I wood be working as many hours at my age say a couple of decades ago. I do Luv most of work I do. Its impossible to have clients and please each and every one ALL THE TIME - Impossible because even IF I please the Engineering dept that assigned me the task after they accepted my bid of total hours required (Cost is never shared with dept employees other then Managers [usually] because that might cause an employee to jump ship and become a contract employee which many do anyway. You can make double triple per year that way easy but no fringe benefits and that was dumb of many to dump Qualcomm full tyme and go Contract employee and miss out on MASSIVE Value of Stock Options Unimaginable.
Eye may please the Engineers and do but the Purchasing dept that handles the contract end with me is OFTEN Unhappy that I insist on payment INSTANTLY as cash transfer from them to me in under 24 hours or partial in advance as usually 1/3 of the bid 1/3 on plan of action in detail and 1/3 momento I have proven my solution is the rite way to go
I AM stuck working these impossible hours and I can just see becky roll her eyes again - Ya all dare not put faith in a Trojan Condom or any other brand UNLESS one is prepared for Failure!
Plus the Stock Market crash a few years ago - Bank Failure were wot I thought as ripe pickings for me and they were as I played Monopoly for real but got blind sided by that Failed Trojan Condom.
AND NOW NOW - I am forced to again make side deals to insure lots of cash flowing to wallet Just in Case which is all I can say!!
So I am damned if all goes WELL - Double damned as I will have to again hire employees to cover my ass so I can insure weekend evenings free for fun
I am damned if all does NOT go WELL IF IF - SEC wood toss my ass in prison for just the hint so my FREE SPEECH Ain't so Free!!!!
If u have gotten this far down and email today says a few more have made it with decoder rings and cut in2 word salad -
Hobby when young - Get in2 fun hobbies - I did Chemistry as kiddlet - Got books from libraries with formulas for making Bombs Rockets Rocket Fuel Fireworks - Gun powder formulas - Total instructions EXCEPT I had to figure out on my own how to put just two simple ingredients in a mix to make Nitroglycerin. Tricky stuff and once figured out I did it my remote control (strings n pulley's inside a wagon in a vacant field) Lots of dry ice and later Tampons to convert the liquid to Dyno~Mite - Kotex for more bigger Dyno~Mite. Kid buying Tampax? Kotex? Nope good to have Helpful GF's who at tyme had no clue Y I wanted but I needed to keep all that hush hush until my plan to chase Cowboys away from Robbing a Train and let the Indians win just Once - Plan worked MY House invaded by FBI the next day - and escaped lock up cause them who blew whistle on my plan - They ended getting arrested and locked up Yep - Just lucky someone else ended up as fall guys
Hobbies Electronics of course has paid off like just crazy - Ham Radio - Met the Gal I married albeit she had no license and FCC took her to court at tender age of 17 to stop her from using the Microphone with the switch that sorta controlled the Repeater high on the Hollywood Hill just abouve the famous Sign (good for some Doxing) FCC lost in Fed Court
Hobby of hacking Ma Bell - best I explain some other tyme - It may have - naw to long to splain
@505,175 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
> Capitalism is disgusting.
It sure fills the wallet and I doubt one can get on net without at least a cell phone which usually is not free month to month and then car gas and goodies and Girl Friends I mean they like movies and Roller Coasters and going out to dinner
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,196
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,198
@505,176 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Look deep inside yourself and wonder who the fuck would wanna impersonate me?
Look deep inside yourself and wonder who the fuck would wanna impersonate me?
!AFSpsm68Cc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,199
!1sHudW2QVg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,200
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,216
kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,217
Why are so many of you unemployed? Goddamn!
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,221
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Yea must admit it makes no sense. So a question if I may. What was your dream job prior to current gig and what next?
Yea must admit it makes no sense. So a question if I may. What was your dream job prior to current gig and what next?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,225
@previous (Syntax)
I had wanted to be a mortician, but I realized that I'm too chatty. I plan to work with the elderly until I'm wheelchair bound.
I had wanted to be a mortician, but I realized that I'm too chatty. I plan to work with the elderly until I'm wheelchair bound.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,226
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
> I had wanted to be a mortician, but I realized that I'm too chatty. I plan to work with the elderly until I'm wheelchair bound.
I doubt any of your clients wood complain about you being chatty. Back when at a State College during my last year of high school, I had a Chemistry study partner. Sweet attractive girl but I just was not into her other then as friends. She was upfront open for more and had no problem with me saying not really interested.
Her dad owned a funeral parlor and at multiple family dinners I attended he kept making work and even possible partnership offers. I could NOT imagine doing wot he did.
The job paid a bunch and even more then I later made as Engineer in my first two year working. He wanted someone he could trust so I recommended a best friend and he went with my recommend
The guy connected up with daughter and a few years later made full business partner AFTER marrying the daughter and then THEY opened a chain of parlors state then nation wide.
Lost contact ages ago and that industry has gone crazy with buy outs. Lots of money in death.
> I had wanted to be a mortician, but I realized that I'm too chatty. I plan to work with the elderly until I'm wheelchair bound.
I doubt any of your clients wood complain about you being chatty. Back when at a State College during my last year of high school, I had a Chemistry study partner. Sweet attractive girl but I just was not into her other then as friends. She was upfront open for more and had no problem with me saying not really interested.
Her dad owned a funeral parlor and at multiple family dinners I attended he kept making work and even possible partnership offers. I could NOT imagine doing wot he did.
The job paid a bunch and even more then I later made as Engineer in my first two year working. He wanted someone he could trust so I recommended a best friend and he went with my recommend
The guy connected up with daughter and a few years later made full business partner AFTER marrying the daughter and then THEY opened a chain of parlors state then nation wide.
Lost contact ages ago and that industry has gone crazy with buy outs. Lots of money in death.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,227
!AFSpsm68Cc replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,229
Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,232
bunch of bums here
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,233
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,261
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,268
@OP
But I have five careers. Which option do I select?
But I have five careers. Which option do I select?
Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #505,340
Poll results:
5 unemployed
13 employed
Looks like Indy wins again!
5 unemployed
13 employed
Looks like Indy wins again!
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,351
@505,177 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
well then I'm employed 8 months out of the year! hoping to get a research position for the summer
well then I'm employed 8 months out of the year! hoping to get a research position for the summer
!PZwNl0gD5I replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,361
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,369
@previous (!PZwNl0gD5I)
It would be! There are definitely chemistry research positions for undergrads, and I could take a summer class or two and maaaaybe get a part time job.
It would be! There are definitely chemistry research positions for undergrads, and I could take a summer class or two and maaaaybe get a part time job.
Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,370
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,372
@previous (O)
shhhhh no
it'll be something on campus anyway cause i don't speak french well enough to work in the city
shhhhh no
it'll be something on campus anyway cause i don't speak french well enough to work in the city
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,373
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,377
@previous (E)
I am almost prepared to do exactly that
Almost is the operative word. Need to email my Editor n thanks for reminder
I am almost prepared to do exactly that
Almost is the operative word. Need to email my Editor n thanks for reminder
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,381
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,383
Other (please specify).
Full time student
Full time student
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,385
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,386
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,430
Hmm.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,432
career
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #505,434
I write.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,493
Not sure.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,496
Multiple replies in thread yet I never bothered to vote.
Just did.
Just did.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,497
Anonymous U replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,498
@previous (V)
I don't understand my failure to vote. The poll provides all options necessary without a single shitchoice.
I don't understand my failure to vote. The poll provides all options necessary without a single shitchoice.
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,499
I think this thread is flawed... minichan doesn't have 100 users, more like 20... so if 19/20 are unemployed, we're still at a 5% employment rate.
Also, once we kickstart MC Lunch Box production, we'll sell it off after generating hype, be 100% unemployed but rich as fuck so we won't care.
Also, once we kickstart MC Lunch Box production, we'll sell it off after generating hype, be 100% unemployed but rich as fuck so we won't care.
Anonymous U replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,501
@previous (DasSheeple)
4 day old topic currently has 164 views. Each a unique user. A few view with multiple devices which does drive up the number.
http://minichan.org/topic/40739
4 day old topic currently has 164 views. Each a unique user. A few view with multiple devices which does drive up the number.
http://minichan.org/topic/40739
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #543,576
@OP kill yourself