Topic: Oh, to all those Republicans who were wondering about my party affiliation...
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,275
I am not a virgin. I had premarital sex. I had sex before marriage.
I am not gay.
I have smoked a cigarette.
I have drank alcohol.
I have sped on the highway.
I don't respect cops.
A friend of mine smoked weed.
I support legalizing marijuana.
I support legalizing prostitution. (No. I did not lost my virginity to a prostitute. I have not even had sex with a prostitute.)
I support raising taxes.
I support opening up our borders so more Latino immigrants can come to this country.
I have gone strip clubbing. I have received lap dances from female strippers.
I have eaten beef (cow meat), pork (pig meat), chicken, turkey, goat, lamb, bison, fish, ox tail, chicken gizzard, kidney (yes, I ate a kidney).
I speak Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish. I read Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish. I write Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish. I listen to Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish.
I am learning Telugu, Tamil, Malyali, Kannada, and Marathi.
I can say "My name is" in 12 different languages: Japanese, Russian, Swedish, Hindi, Bengali, Gujarati, Marathi, French, Spanish, Hebrew, Turkish, and Greek.
I like ethnic diversity.
I want Spanish recognized and respected as a language in the United States of America
I like to read.
I am not Christian or Jewish. I am Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. My parents are Hindu. My sister attended a Hindu camp. My parents read Hindu books.
My parents invite Hindu people over to my family's house. I recite Hindu prayers. I watch a Hindu epic called the Mahabharat.
Do you want me in your party?
I am not gay.
I have smoked a cigarette.
I have drank alcohol.
I have sped on the highway.
I don't respect cops.
A friend of mine smoked weed.
I support legalizing marijuana.
I support legalizing prostitution. (No. I did not lost my virginity to a prostitute. I have not even had sex with a prostitute.)
I support raising taxes.
I support opening up our borders so more Latino immigrants can come to this country.
I have gone strip clubbing. I have received lap dances from female strippers.
I have eaten beef (cow meat), pork (pig meat), chicken, turkey, goat, lamb, bison, fish, ox tail, chicken gizzard, kidney (yes, I ate a kidney).
I speak Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish. I read Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish. I write Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish. I listen to Hindi, Punjabi, and Spanish.
I am learning Telugu, Tamil, Malyali, Kannada, and Marathi.
I can say "My name is" in 12 different languages: Japanese, Russian, Swedish, Hindi, Bengali, Gujarati, Marathi, French, Spanish, Hebrew, Turkish, and Greek.
I like ethnic diversity.
I want Spanish recognized and respected as a language in the United States of America
I like to read.
I am not Christian or Jewish. I am Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. Hindu. My parents are Hindu. My sister attended a Hindu camp. My parents read Hindu books.
My parents invite Hindu people over to my family's house. I recite Hindu prayers. I watch a Hindu epic called the Mahabharat.
Do you want me in your party?
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #503,183
you say republicans like either major party will accept you
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,185
Dude...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,186
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,187
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,190
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,191
@503,187 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Awesome! We can have a Democratic Party: Latinos, black people, weed-smoking fornicators, pedophiles, sex offenders, teachers, lawyers, colored folk, poor people, beggars, people with prison records, people who can't speak English, academics, journalists, respectable self-less rich people, and smart folk invited.
As for the Republicans, you can have your Christians, bigots, police officers, national security fanatics, gun toting rednecks, selfish rich people, FoxNews nuts, evolution disbelievers, believers of intelligent design, oil and mine industry folk,and guys and girls who support abstinence before marriage even though most have sex before marriage anyway
Awesome! We can have a Democratic Party: Latinos, black people, weed-smoking fornicators, pedophiles, sex offenders, teachers, lawyers, colored folk, poor people, beggars, people with prison records, people who can't speak English, academics, journalists, respectable self-less rich people, and smart folk invited.
As for the Republicans, you can have your Christians, bigots, police officers, national security fanatics, gun toting rednecks, selfish rich people, FoxNews nuts, evolution disbelievers, believers of intelligent design, oil and mine industry folk,and guys and girls who support abstinence before marriage even though most have sex before marriage anyway
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 18 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,192
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,201
@503,191 (A)
You could also just say "smart people" and "dumb people." Or "compassionate people" and "heartless sociopaths."
@previous (A)
Correct. I am Becky.
You could also just say "smart people" and "dumb people." Or "compassionate people" and "heartless sociopaths."
@previous (A)
Correct. I am Becky.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,202
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,203
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,204
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I am a Hindu Democrat. But my dad is a Hindu Republican. My dad is a Republican mostly for fiscal reasons. My dad is not a Republican partisan hack. My dad supports gun control. My dad gets along well with my Democratic uncles and his Hindu Democratic friends.
I am a Hindu Democrat. But my dad is a Hindu Republican. My dad is a Republican mostly for fiscal reasons. My dad is not a Republican partisan hack. My dad supports gun control. My dad gets along well with my Democratic uncles and his Hindu Democratic friends.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #503,205
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #503,210
@503,186 (A)> I am a registered Democrat.
Me to and this is what I plan on having for dinner Friday Night - Tonight is leftover New Mexico Pork Green Chile Stew and wood be happy to give you the recipe because its my own invention (Adaptation of a famous chief who later was discovered to be a Rapists of Males he hired to be on his TV show and he was also a Christian Minister at the tyme. Tomorrow as I said dinner is going to be something my next door neighbors (I have hundreds of Hindu's as next door neighbors) {Self-Realization Fellowship church} AND @OP When I fire up my Bar-B-Q and cook up one of their relatives as I do so often...I can hear them rushing inside and away from the smoky remains of their aunt - grandmother 2nd cousin once removed Mother Father etc etc as bits and particles fall upon their religious shrine multiple tymes a week.
(Edited 35 seconds later.)
Syntax double-posted this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #503,212
@OP Actually that photo is not accurate. The Huge Hunk of Meat which may be one of your now passed away Relatives is a Tri Tip Roast cooked in the famous style of Santa Maria Bar-B-Q and it has been marinating for several days in prep for Friday night celebration with friends (In theory I will have received 30% of my consulting fee from a company I despise with all my heart {Micro Shit) and I want to share some of that money in the form of Champagne Margaritas Pumpkin Beer from Trader Joe's [Need to off load all the bottles I bought and get that beer out of my house FAST] or pour it over a chicken and Bar-B-Q it in steamed Pumpkin beer.
What the fuck was I thinking to buy beer made out of Pumpkins? I Had a good reason to buy it...Alas its nothing like the homemade stuff I had years ago...To much Pumpkin flavor
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,232
Didn't read.