Topic: I am the loneliest man in the world: first time at Minichan.
Lonely Larry started this discussion 12 years ago #37,261
I am Lonely Larry, the loneliest man in the world. I live in a basement and I literally never go out. I have no friends, no family, no women, literally no human contact whatsoever. I work online so I never have to contact other humans. I have pizza delivered and I leave the money on the doorstep, and he leaves the pizza and goes, so I do not have any contact. I am so lonely that I want to die.
Falco joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #503,166
just smoke weed every day
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #503,179
Lonely Larry (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #503,181
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Lonely Larry (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #503,194
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,215
@previous (Lonely Larry)> But I literally ave no human contact. How am I supposed to meet people?
Assuming you have two working feet? Or a Wheel Chair? You simply open the front door and Wheel out or walk out the door and keep moving until you first encounter a stay dog (They like to be petted and if you have any left over food they enjoy a treat) and eventually you will find a stray human walking who may be thrilled at your hello.
Walk a bit more and perhaps you will discover aliens that look as in photo. You can say high to them as in a group where they are probably going to be more friendly then if you just come across one. Smile say high and walk on buy unless they suggest having coffee at Star Bucks or such.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,280
talk to the pizza guy
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,302
Lonely Larry (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,325
@previous (F)
I meant in real life.
@503,280 (E)
He made it clear, in a note once, that he is scared of me, and he will continue delivering pizza only if he never has to see or interact with me. Since he is my only source of food, I was obliged to comply.
I meant in real life.
@503,280 (E)
He made it clear, in a note once, that he is scared of me, and he will continue delivering pizza only if he never has to see or interact with me. Since he is my only source of food, I was obliged to comply.