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Topic: If you do not, at this very moment, have $3200 in the palm of your hand

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,204

...then I genuinely pity you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #502,905

How did you get it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,906

@previous (B)
Some of us work for a living. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,907

@previous (A)
What shall you use it for?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,908

Pocket money!!

Dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,909

@502,906 (A)
you get paid in dollars? cash?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,910

@502,908 (C)
You have neither a job nor a cent to your name. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,911

@previous (A)
Just answer the fucking question. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,912

@502,909 (Dw !jdTkvovFCQ)

> you get paid in dollars? cash?

The equivalent of. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,913

@previous (A)
So, bitcoins?

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,914

@previous (B)
my money's on dogecoin

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,915

@502,913 (B)
@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Legitimate currency. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,916

@previous (A)
What shall you do with it?

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,917

@502,915 (A)
are you implying dogecoin isn't the most legitimate?

$3200 in dogecoin is 13,471,982.49, that's a LOT.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,918

@502,907 (B)
@502,911 (B)
@502,916 (B)

I shall invest in a Canon™ HD™ digital video camera for my forthcoming paranormal research agency. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,919

@502,917 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
I do not accept imaginary money for my services. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #502,920

@502,918 (A)
Bad idea.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,921

@previous (B)
Get that GED, then we'll talk. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,922

@previous (A)
I have seven PhDs. Thanks.

Foxygen !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,923

I still have that camera I bought from Matt
Never used it, didn't feel there were many ghosts about

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,926

@502,922 (B)
When did you find time to study between selling pot from your basement and emptying your mother's bedpan?

@previous (Foxygen !FANATICibM)
The camera itself was haunted. Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,927

@op

Pay your debts. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,929

@previous (G)
All of my debts have been annulled. Thanks.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,930

@previous (A)
this is like playing a video game and failing so many times the game just skipped over it for you because you were too shit

what was the number? i wanna say $400 something but i dont remember

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,938

@502,929 (A)
Including these?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,939

@502,929 (A)


> All of my debts have been annulled. Thanks.

Not exactly.

GARRETT HEDLUND joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,940

@502,938 (H)
3 minutes ago, 43 minutes later,
56 seconds ago, 2 minutes later,


"Timing Is Everything"

When the stars line up
And you catch a break
People think you're lucky
But you know its grace

It can happen so fast
Or a little bit late
Timing is everything

You know I've had close calls
When it could've been me
I was young when I learned just how fragile life can be
I lost friends of mine
I guess it wasn't my time
Timing is everything

And I could've been the child that God took home,
And I would've been one more unfinished song
And when it seems a rhyme is hard to find
That's when one comes along
Just in time

I remember that day
When our eyes first met
You ran into the building to get out of the rain
Cause you were soaking wet
And as I held the door
You wanted to know my name
Timing is everything

And I could've been another minute late
And you'd never would've crossed my path that day
And when it seems true love is hard to find
That's when love comes along
Just in time

You can call it fate
Or destiny
Sometimes it really seems like its a mystery

Cause you can be hurt by love
Or healed by the same
Timing is everything

It can happen so fast
Or a little too late
Timing is everything

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,941

@previous (GARRETT HEDLUND)
tl;dr

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,942

@502,938 (H)
@502,939 (I)
Will eventually be defaulted under the statute of limitations. Thanks.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,943

@previous (A)
> Will eventually just disappear because i'm not gonna fuckin' pay it anyways. Thanks.

ftfy

IRS joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,958

@502,942 (A)
> Will eventually be defaulted under the statute of limitations. Thanks.

Defaults not applicable under IRS
http://www.irs.gov/irm/part25/irm_25-006-001r.html#d0e116

if you file a false return under-reporting income or willfully fail to file? The rules for how long you must worry–and the stakes–go up materially, including potential criminal charges and prison. Section 6531(2) of the tax code says the statute is six years commencing once the return is filed, or from the time you willfully failed to file a return.

In a case of alleged criminal tax evasion, that means the statute hasn’t run if the taxpayer is “willfully attempting in any manner to evade or defeat any tax or the payment thereof.”

The statute is “tolled”–so stops running. In other words there is no statute of limitations in the following cases.

The statute stops running if the target is living outside the U.S.

The statute stops running if the target lives inside the U.S, if the IRS has attempted to delivery mail and the address is no longer valid and no forwarding address is filed with the US Post office.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,962

United States v. Irby, the court held the six year statute began to run on the last act of evasion. Mr. Irby used nominee trusts to conceal his assets many years after he failed to file. He may have thought he only had to worry for six years, but his use of nominee accounts and failure to provide a valid forwarding mailing address, delayed when his six years commenced. That meant he could still be indicted, prosecuted and convicted.

Finally, you often hear people say that the statute of limitations never runs on fraud. For civil tax fraud, that’s true. The IRS can come after you any time. Timing may not be everything, but it’s terribly important in tax cases. No one wants to be in the position of lying low and worrying about being caught.

This reply is not intended as legal advice, and cannot be relied upon for any purpose without the services of a qualified professional.
You can reach me at [email protected].

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,967

@502,910 (A)
No job true and no cents. My assets are in Pounds Sterling.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,969

@502,958 (IRS)
damlol

Tony Baretta replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,973

@previous (M)
False Tax return or no return, all add up to. "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,998

I don't have 3200 bucks anywhere

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,006

$467.30

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,029

@previous (O)
lol

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,032

I earn 1200 a month

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,056

@503,006 (O)
Annulled years ago. Thanks.

@502,958 (IRS)
Illegible gibberish, did not read.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,058

$467.30

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,066

@503,056 (A)
You should read it. It says that Federal liens never go away.

How did someone as poor as you get so many liens, anyhow?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,084

@previous (H)
Student loans. Different thing altogether. Thanks.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,086

@503,058 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
No contract. No signature. No documentation. No proof. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,089

I have more than that in my bank account. Am I spared you pity, or must it physically be in my hand??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,093

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Being both unemployed and penniless you have nothing in your bank account. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,094

@previous (A)
Fuck, you're right. I don't know who I was trying to fool. :(

I'm sorry for being so inferior to you, OP.

Bull shit detector replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,099

@503,084 (A)
Student Loan Bankruptcy Exception

The US Bankruptcy Code at 11 USC 523(a)(8) provides an exception to bankruptcy discharge for education loans. This page provides a history of the legislative language in this section of the US Bankruptcy Code.

Student loans were dischargeable in bankruptcy prior to 1976. With the introduction of the US Bankruptcy Code (11 USC 101 et seq) in 1978, the ability to discharge education loans was limited. Subsequent changes in the law have further narrowed the dischargeability of education debt.

The exception to discharge for private student loans evolved over time. Prior to 1984, only private student loans made by a "nonprofit institution of higher education" were excepted from discharge. This was intended to protect the National Defense Student Loan Program (NDSL), the predecessor to the Perkins Loan Program. Those loans were made by colleges using a revolving loan fund created using matching federal contributions. The Bankruptcy Amendments and Federal Judgeship Act of 1984 made private student loans from all nonprofit lenders excepted from discharge, not just colleges, by striking the words "of higher education". The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005 expanded this to include all "qualified education loans", regardless of whether a nonprofit institution was involved in making the loans.

Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,100

@previous (Bull shit detector)
Matt will now reply with tl:dr
Typical shtick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,113

@503,099 (Bull shit detector)
@previous (L)
Says nothing about income threshold. Thanks.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #503,116

@previous (A)
Way to much to digest very quickly with all that is on that doc
http://www.irs.gov/irm/part25/irm_25-006-001r.html#d0e116

They make it clear that evading is a felony and their is no forgiveness. And people who attempt to rip off those around them Including the GOV. often end up in Karma payback one way or the other

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,274

@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,291

@previous (A)

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,309

@503,094 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Welp, you just gave him fap material for the next 3 hours while he reads your post over and over.

Anonymous T double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,310

@503,113 (A)
"Income threshold" does not excuse you from the debt.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,311

@503,086 (A)
https://s3.amazonaws.com/ReidParhamPersonalBackup/legal/matt/matthew-rosteet-miller-debts.tgz

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,320

@503,310 (T)
@previous (M)
Protip cancelled the debt years ago. Thanks.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

The Detector !nxpTnibHws replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,327

@previous (A)
Shtick.

Anonymous T replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,328

@503,320 (A)
Proof?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,361

@previous (T)
Common knowledge. Proof not required. Thanks.

Proof replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #503,366

@previous (A)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #503,403

@previous (Proof)
Dox, stalking, harassment.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #503,423

@503,320 (A)
Under duress from your harassment

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #503,427

@previous (M)
I have harassed nobody. Thanks.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,051

lol $3200 is the surplus cash I have left over every month from the salary at my career

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,059

@previous (U)
Hate to admit this only because usually I buy a wine and put it away for decades If it has such promise so I pay low and it ends up worth as much or more then $3200

But I have several but not to many bottles I have paid $1800 or a bit more so yes #3200 aint exactly a huge amount of money - Does not even make for a down pay on a car

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,070

@507,051 (U)
Me too. That's why I had it in the palm of my hand that particular evening.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,071

@507,059 (Syntax)
Liar.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,075

@previous (A)
Fatfuck u so dumb as fuck. Its rare I pay more then $95 a bottle and just 5 years ago I bet I set my per bottle limit at like $59 and not often put out that much with of course the exception of Champagen. I favor and not that many others do - Champagnes that are high in yeast aroma like fresh baked bread and yeast in the high notes as in FORWARD very Forward
Few houses make such and none under $65-85 so for mostly holidays I do pay such - Cognacs even far more -

Just lucky I buy based on blind tasting with friends doing the brown paper bag method so no clue what is in the bag and the wine has to stand on own - So on occasion a $18 dollar wine beats a 35-50 dollar bottle - Even a few $12 which beat $60 bottles

Buuuuuuuuut not everyone ever agrees on wot is best - Its very personal - how much oak American or French or no oak or more burn in barrel and the blend and Chardonnays re STEEL only or Oak only or Malolactic to the max for lots of mouth feel n butter taste feel. Given I have spent re trips over years a small fortune in education for the fun/hobby its something you want to do but based on your current lock up re lack of talent to make it in the world of filling your wallet - u just lose out

I wood never ever put myself out as expert - Book Expert including study of cultivation of vines - butttt its a hobby and after talking to any wine maker I end up saying to self

I no nada about this subject - that said I have one hell of a collection going back to buying n storing in ideal conditions which also mean replacement of corks on occasion after 20+ years old

Love this subject and bet ur limited to wot cums n box

Indy joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,076

@previous (Syntax)
LOL Syntax still thinks I made this thread.

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,081

@op

Apropos of nothing, I had £1700 deposited in my account this morning.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,088

@507,076 (Indy)

> LOL Syntax still thinks I made this thread.

Makes nada diff
Message sent via Makers Mark n u gobbled such up

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,108

@507,081 (G)
Bully for you.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,117

Homo faggots in love

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #507,140

@507,070 (A)
> I do lie sometimes
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