Topic: Dreams of sex
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng started this discussion 15 years ago #3,716
I had a dream I was actually Harley Quinn, and I fucked Poison Ivy who was OH MY GOD FUCKING HOT, she like came at me in the water with bright red hair, longer than her body, pale white skin, bright green eyes, a little tuft of red hair down there... She was like a water lily.
I also fucked the Joker. He was amazingly ripped, and had these cyan eyes, oh sweet something of somewhere, and he was hung. 11 inches long, 5 3/4's wide. Oh my god.
Best dream ever.
I also fucked the Joker. He was amazingly ripped, and had these cyan eyes, oh sweet something of somewhere, and he was hung. 11 inches long, 5 3/4's wide. Oh my god.
Best dream ever.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #67,335
congrats op
The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,345
I had a dream I had sex with a girl.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,403
I had a dream Lego armies were attacking the World Trade Center. I kinda blame Oingo Boingo for making the songs Little Guns.
Which Joker was it?
Which Joker was it?
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,412
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,416
@OP
Hot.
Hot.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,418
Whoa, not bad. :L
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,422
@67,412 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
See, I can't really imagine him in that masculine portrayal after seeing him all decked out in a nurse's outfit and a wig. I just can't. Nope, nope, I can't do it.
See, I can't really imagine him in that masculine portrayal after seeing him all decked out in a nurse's outfit and a wig. I just can't. Nope, nope, I can't do it.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,426
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,427
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,430
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
I have a thing for men in dresses. I had one guy who fucked me while wearing a pretty purple sun dress.
I have a thing for men in dresses. I had one guy who fucked me while wearing a pretty purple sun dress.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,435
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
> I have a thing for men in dresses.
Care to explain the appeal?
> I have a thing for men in dresses.
Care to explain the appeal?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,440
Is it common for girls to have sex dreams like that? A good friend of mine has had seven involving me, and they never had them until we met...
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,442
@67,435 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Men who are so comfortable with their sexuality that they can strut in a dress even if they look horrid or aren't even trying. That aeir. That singe of masculine prowess.
Men who are so comfortable with their sexuality that they can strut in a dress even if they look horrid or aren't even trying. That aeir. That singe of masculine prowess.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,444
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Huh... seems a little strange, but hey, I don't judge. Although what I don't quite understand is, what's attractive about someone that looks horrid or isn't trying? Is it not about their appearance, but the general idea?
Huh... seems a little strange, but hey, I don't judge. Although what I don't quite understand is, what's attractive about someone that looks horrid or isn't trying? Is it not about their appearance, but the general idea?
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totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,445
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,450
@67,444 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Yeah.
Like if McDreamy off Grey's Anatomy did it... The one who plays Dr. Sloan... Oh god... Fuckmenowbabymeow
Yeah.
Like if McDreamy off Grey's Anatomy did it... The one who plays Dr. Sloan... Oh god... Fuckmenowbabymeow
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,453
totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,459
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Yeah, I think so. Men in eyeliner and nail polish are also adorable.
Yeah, I think so. Men in eyeliner and nail polish are also adorable.
CержаÌнт !Bones6oqqQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,465
@67,445 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I had to wear a kilt for my half-brothers wedding. It was very freeing.
I had to wear a kilt for my half-brothers wedding. It was very freeing.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,466
@67,450 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
You know, I've never actually watched that show. Is it any good?
@67,459 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Shhh. Don't say that, buspuppie. That's how emos are born. ;_;
You know, I've never actually watched that show. Is it any good?
@67,459 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Shhh. Don't say that, buspuppie. That's how emos are born. ;_;
totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,469
@67,465 (CержаÌнт !Bones6oqqQ)I'll bet it was. This website has all sorts of manly kilts for all occasions.
http://www.utilikilts.com/
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,476
Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,484
@67,469 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I can't decide if I'm neutral on the appearance of combat kilts or if I think they look goofy. My legs are fucking huge though, and it makes it difficult to buy pants, so on that basis I hope dearly that they come into vogue for the next 30 years or so. I'm so fucking sick of sifting through hundreds of pairs of pants and having them either be hugely baggy in the waist/ass or far too tight in the legs. If some kind of kilts or togas became fashionable I wouldn't have to put up with that OR the expense of tailors.
I can't decide if I'm neutral on the appearance of combat kilts or if I think they look goofy. My legs are fucking huge though, and it makes it difficult to buy pants, so on that basis I hope dearly that they come into vogue for the next 30 years or so. I'm so fucking sick of sifting through hundreds of pairs of pants and having them either be hugely baggy in the waist/ass or far too tight in the legs. If some kind of kilts or togas became fashionable I wouldn't have to put up with that OR the expense of tailors.
pizza day joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #67,539
The only thing I dream of nowadays is nice things
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