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Topic: A list of just some of the accomplishments that MAtt has achieved over the years.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,115

1. Moved in with mother at age 37 under the false pretext he was looking after her.
2. Fired from catholic girls' school for sexually harassing his underaged students.
3. Swindled money from friends and teenagers to set up shitty ghost-hunting website.
4. Plagiarized photographs for shitty ghost-hunting website.
5. Relocated to stinking Asian shit hole to avoid paying tax liens.
6. Accepted teaching position paying $10.47 an hour.
7. Lost said position due to incompetence (virtually impossible in China).
8. Relocated to even worse Asian shit hole.
9. Invented fictitious, pregnant girlfriend in pathetic bid for attention.
10. Contracted a string of disgusting gastro-intestinal diseases after sampling unsanitary local cuisine, blamed it on TB and/or Legionnaires' disease.
11. Took more than a decade to get a piece of paper most people get in two.
12. Currently follows three career paths: liar, stalker and pedophile.

So, anything missing?

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #502,471

Proved an old man to be a liar and a fraud. Old man is still bitter.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #502,473

Why does his image right there remind me of Mark Hoffman from the Saw movies?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,479

@previous (C)
catherinepost

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,481

@502,471 (B)
Which old man? The one Matt stalks obsessively?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,531

@previous (Syntax)
Matt is too retarded and lazy to stalk anyone. L. Brian Goldstein paid people to put software on his computer for stalking purposes, and to take photos of matts medicine cabinet. Then he posted about Matts health issues on forums Matt used while gloating and speculating about it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,532

> 7. Lost said position due to incompetence (virtually impossible in China).
lol, I hadn't heard about this one. What happened?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,534

@502,531 (F)
That sounds like quite the fanciful tale from a deeply paranoid person whom has irrational self-importance.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,538

@previous (H)
It was Meals, aka Israel Shane Mouton. Syntax paid him $50 to do it.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,547

@previous (F)
Lol

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,552

@502,538 (F)
Source?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #502,559

@previous (H)

> Source?

Matt's imagination.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #502,569

@502,547 (I)
@502,552 (H)
@previous (Syntax)
> Wot problems lol - I keep putting off the work for horrid client - just more tyme for my most important client. This is not a good thing to do - but one must take care of ones mental health.

> @previous (I)

> I have heard stories but not confirmed unless meals who does show up on chans from tyme to tyme - if he confirms then I believe. I had (hard drive fail) a pic of each med in Matts med area. The mix wood not allow a pecker to rise even if he were to need it so as to be long nuff not to mess up floor when pissing. Naw I have no info on his package - other then meds are serious listed for Peni fail.

There actually was a pic posted of one of the pill bottles with matts name on it somewhere too, this is the meds that syntax is talking about. A google search of it lists side effects including impotence I guess.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #502,580

nice mattpost

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #502,652

@502,532 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Bump.

Let me in on that Matt drama, m8s.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #502,701

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Hey KL U being English n all. My best guess (educated) is that the next drama is new drama about old drama topic.

I have all the elements ready to roll out for a post BUT this tyme I think its best to have a quality Editor - To take my raw material and do justice.

You up for the task? Bobby6Sux has declined. Well he is but a we child so perhaps his English skills are just not up to doing it.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #502,837

@502,652 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh I've noticed your absence in threads attacking syntax. Very convenient, and some nice diversions when you do namefag.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #503,034

@502,701 (Syntax)
Ha. No thank you. As flattered as I am, I will have to decline.

@previous (B)
You got me, I am an agent of the 10 mile army.

(Actually, I generally don't give a shit about the Syntax-Matt feud apart from sometimes wanting to get some laughs out if it)

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #503,040

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No problemo. I have a Quality Editor who is ready to receive my content and fix it up.

''Not until 2morrow cause work is more then ever b4 and I R going to say this as hide in threads no one reads. I am doing a quick fix design for a device Microsoft submitted for RF Testing to FCC standards n it FLUNKED - MS layed off the people that could do a more better job at dis then me or at least FASTER - There is NO room for more parts inside the device Not a smidgen. Nor do I think such is needed BUT Will Not No until I submit my design changes and then it has to be tested and so far no one has software that can simulate this issue which SUCKS

Even the varieties of Software off the shelf stuff for Matrix Math and PCB design at Microwave Freq Sucks. I used to do Quadratics at almost the speed of lite but now its going so S L O W

Rant over and off 2 meet with client in Mira Mesa for a very quick handshake n Check!! And then off to buy a nice bottle of Champagne to Celebrate LoL
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