Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#37,060
My sister has a friend named Reshvinder. My sister said she heard from an Indian named Palak that he made out with a man. Hear that Ricky Gupta? His name is Reshvinder, he is Sikh, and he may very well be gay. His family is from Malaysia. He had some interest in the Indian guy named Palak. But Palak was interested in Shivali. My sister said Shivali is kind of fat. Shivali texted my sister after trying on red lipstick. My sister said that Shivali's mother said Shivali looked like a prostitute. My sister also mentioned a girl named Shivani who she said nobody likes. Shivani said she wants a douche-bag Sikh guy who looks like a brother (i.e., a guy from the hood, not an actual brother - she is not looking for incest).
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 17 seconds later[^][v]#502,268
My sister has a colorful cast of friends.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 seconds later, 31 seconds after the original post[^][v]#502,269
Have you ever smelled your sister's fart?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,270
Another friend is named Sarah. Sarah is in therapy. She has codependence. Her mother is an alcoholic. She graduated from college and was working for an immigration firm. She got interested in a Bangladeshi food cart vendor. She started seeing him, even though he said he was married in Bangladesh. He was Buddhist. Sarah's mom hated the food cart vendor, so Sarah had to sneak around with the guy. Eventually, Sarah broke up with the guy. A 16 year old boy texted her, and she was thinking of hanging out with him. Later, a guy twice her age started hitting on her in her codependence group. Sarah said she likes the guy.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,271
@502,269 (B)
No. Do you have a fetish with scat, incest, or being gross?
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,272
My sister has another friend named Kathleen who lives in New Jersey. She is super Christian and had the hots for a waiter. My sister said she told Kathleen to use a line from the Carly Rae Jepsen song Call Me Maybe. He was foreign. My sister said Kathleen worked as a teacher and had the hots for a fat history teacher named Anthony. She apparently showed up at his house even though he didn't want her there.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,273
@502,270 (A)
Sarah also has diabetes. She also looks like an old woman in her pictures. She looks better in person with glasses.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,274
How old are you, Hindu Guy?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,275
I am a young kid. Why do you ask?
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 36 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,276
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,279
@previous (A)
I am an old gay Jew. Why do you ask?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,281
@previous (C)
Oh God (Ha, I'm Hindu, I can say God around here, can't I?) Are you Scott? Unlike Scott, I am a young non-gay Hindu. Are you the zillionth gay guy that is hitting on me?
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,283
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 31 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,288
@502,285 (A)
Scott, if you are interested in an Indian gay, Ricky Gupta may be interested. Ricky are you interested? Should I set the two of you up?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#502,313
@502,281 (A)
Gay guys usually have a pretty good idea of who else is gay. If millions of gay guys are hitting on you, what do you think is tipping them off? you are gay
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#502,320
@previous (D)
Not really. I have masturbated to ejaculation to straight porn 380 times. The latest video I saw was of a Punjabi guy fucking a Punjabi girl.
I have also gone to strip clubs and received lap dances from female strippers. I have ejaculated many times during lap dances. I lost my virginity to a girl. I fucked a female up the ass. I got to third base with a girlfriend when I was in middle school. I have never been on a date with a guy. I have never hooked up with a guy. I have never watched gay porn. I am not gay.