Topic: Zoë left me
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb started this discussion 15 years ago #3,706 feels bad Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later[^] [v] #67,212 You're Elijah Wood, just buy a better girlfriend.
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hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,213 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
no such thing
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,216 @previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
Fine then, pay a prostitute to act like she's your girlfriend.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,217 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
;_;
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,218 @previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
Goddmmit man you look like the lead actor of Lord of the Rings. That has to be worth some kind of discount.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,220 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i don't wannt someone new i want Zooooooooooooe
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago , 8 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,227 (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
i knew her online and she deleted her Facebook
Namj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,229 Oh lol
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,231 (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Yeah we both did online school and are really introverted so we would hang out on cam and stuff
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,234 (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
sorry haha
i know its pathetic but we were really close
Namj replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,236 you don't look like elijah wood
you look like elijah ham
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,237 @previous (Namj )
100% mammalian
Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 23 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #67,256 You guys look very similar. You'd have beautiful children.
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