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Topic: What can I expect when I get my cat neutered tomorrow?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,986

What should I do when he gets back home? What should I expect?

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #501,916

I'll give you a heads up so it doesn't shock you... your cat will have no penis...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,917

@previous (DasSheeple)
lol no, they remove the balls, not the penis

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,918

@OP
Be nice to the little guy. Get him some tuna or something.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,919

@previous (C)
Ok. Will he be in pain? Should I keep him in a box for a few days?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,923

@previous (A)
Yes, the smaller the box the better. Moving around will cause him pain.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,924

@previous (D)
Ok. So I should make him even sleep in the box?

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,933

@previous (A)
Yes. The smell of his own feces will comfort him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,935

@previous (D)
What??

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,944

After you have your cat neutered, he will become unhappy and suicidal. keep all ropes, knives and guns out of his reach.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,946

@previous (E)
He may begin posting to chans about the cruelty of what happened to him.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,952

@501,919 (A)

> Will he be in pain?
I can't speak for neutered cats. I've never been one.

> Should I keep him in a box
You should get him a box. A big cardboard box! Cats love cardboard boxes. If you can't get a big cardboard box, then get some pizza. You guys can eat the pizza, and he can play with the box.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,953

Thanks to all for the humorous answers, but in all seriousness, is there something special I need to do to make the poor guy comfortable?

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,954

@previous (A)

No he'll be fine. His piss wont smell as bad, so that's a bonus.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,955

@501,953 (A)
Young toms are energetic and adapt quickly. Play with him, and give him attention if he wants it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,957

@501,954 (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
@previous (C)
Thank you both. Should I expect changes in his behavior at all?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 second later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,958

@501,953 (A)
Why not ask your vet that same question?

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Handel !XFpaTU3A5E replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,959

@501,957 (A)

No.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,960

@501,958 (G)
What is "my bet"?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,962

@501,959 (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
He won't be a little less aggressive??

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,964

@previous (A)

I'm only answering your question based on my own personal experiences.
If you want an educated opinion ring a fucking vet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,965

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
lol let's just say that the vets here are a bit different than Western vets, but thank you for your advice. I appreciate it.

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,972

@previous (A)
Just fucking google it.

DasSheeple replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,978

@501,965 (A)
Different as in... you're taking that poor fella to the butcher instead the vet?

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,980

@previous (DasSheeple)
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