Topic: I've decided to live the rest of my life without orgasms.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,962

It's for a great cause and I ask for you guys to wish me the best of luck on my journey without another orgasm in this evil world. If I end up masturbating or having sex(which I highly doubt I will), I will embarrassingly report back to this thread with a face full of shame to tell you what I've done.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #501,604

It's very important that you stick to this. Godspeed.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,605

Why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,607

@501,604 (B)
Yes, it is important. Thanks.
@previous (C)
I've never been attracted to vaginas or even penises for that matter and I didn't want to live my life as an asexual until recently when I realized that acting like I'm interested in it like most other men isn't going to solve anything.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,613

@previous (A)
Well good for you! I think that's fantastic that you've become more comfortable with who you are. You'll be much happier :)

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,614

Whats the point in not masturbating?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,615

@501,613 (C)
I will be happier since orgasms depress me. Only good they've done me is helping me fall asleep.@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I explained this already but I'm sure you want a bigger explanation.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,616

@previous (A)
Want to make some money? You can sell your unrequited orgasms on ebay.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,633

I don't orgasm either!

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,634

So @OPenis literally doesn't give a single fuck anymore?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,636

@previous (DasSheeple)
lololol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,642

@501,615 (A)
no you pretty much didn't explain it at all

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,643

@501,615 (A)
You actually didnt explain it. Why not help yourself to fall sleep them? Sleep is nice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,654

@501,616 (E)
That won't be necessary.
@501,633 (F)
That's great!
@501,634 (DasSheeple)
Not any longer.
@501,642 (H)
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Well, I explained it as much as I'm willing to.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,670

@previous (A)
Ya might consider a med check up. Betting they find hormone issues with your body chemistry.

Assuming all systems are go? Betting you soon wake up in massive wet spot. Be prepared.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,671

just don't injure yourself, OP. you can get painful blueballs if you don't ejaculate regularly. preferably with a vagina or other human of some form.
not kidding either. it's a real medical requirement to keep your balls from getting impacted with dead semen. sounds pretty gross, so don't go more than 2 weeks or you could die. from infection. ball infection. gross.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,696

@501,670 (Syntax)
My hormones are fine, dick head. Also, wet dreams are likely to happen and they don't count as failure.
@previous (squeegee)
Like @501,670 (Syntax) said, I will likely have wet dreams which won't matter. Even if I don't have them and I die due to lack of sex/masturbation, I will have completed what I started.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,699

@previous (A)
> and they don't count as failure.

ah so this is some kind of game you are playing. WHICH U have every right to do. You just want to prove something to self and to us.

I am not about to say good luck but hey you could just as easily shot for a goal worthy of improving your life. Stopping Orgasms? Consider turning this in2 a job because the Priesthood pays. Not big bucks but if you do well you get to wear a cool hat n robe

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,706

@previous (Syntax)
This is not a game. It's something I've been trying to do for more than 7 years.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,708

@previous (A)
Yet you are reluctant to explain Y

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,709

@501,706 (A)
What will you gain from doing this?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,717

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
No more spending hours trying to get off to porn. It's not easy getting off to something when nothing really turns you on.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,718

@previous (A)
Ah addicted to porn. So now with all your free tyme, how do you plan on spending it?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,719

@501,717 (A)
But why were you trying in the first place? What drove you to try?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,720

@501,718 (Syntax)
I was never addicted to porn and I've had it up to about here with your false assumptions, old man. I won't be spending my free time here watching you put your false assumptions in every topic.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,721

@501,719 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I had urges to do it like everyone else.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,725

@previous (A)
So you had urge to look at porn, but were unable to use it to ejaculate?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,732

@501,720 (A)
Nice troll post OP

> No more spending hours trying to get off to porn
> I was never addicted to porn

So you took Matt Millers Trolling 101 yet failed

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,733

Have you ever done anything sexual with a living person?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,734

@501,725 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Yes, liked watching others do it. I would pretend that I was the guy in the video. Even though the vagina didn't turn me on, I was able to put myself in his body(in my imagination) to the point where I actually could get off to the vagina.
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Yes, but it wasn't sexual for me. I only did what I did for the other person.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,736

@previous (A)
Thats interesting. How old are you?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,742

@501,734 (A)
Is this why you hate Scott?

Becky joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,743

@OP
Go fuck yourself

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #501,745

@previous (Becky)
I rather fuck myself than fuck your smelly vagina. Does that sadden you?

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