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Topic: Is anyone here really good at SEO?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,930

Is there some sort of trick (one, basic thing), to make one's website better found by search engines? I am new to all of this.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #501,325

Almost smells like a MAtt post

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #501,329

@OP
Yes. I know of a couple of good tricks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #501,331

@OP
> Is there some sort of trick (one, basic thing), to make one's website better found by search engines?
Mention girlpootæ... a lot. That's the trick. Take my word for it. I've been through ALL those "one weird trick" ads and mentioning girlpootæ is definitely it.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,355

> put everything in <h1> tags
> ???
> SEO!!1

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,358

No. Keep your HTML simple and comprehensible, don't use javascript to load everything, have lots of content relevant to what you want to be found for

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,404

Call up Googles customer support number amd email their customer support and post in Google's forums and beg incessantly for your blog to be promoted. @OP

Also, "one simple trick" thinking shows you think lazy. Just like there's no "one weird trick" to losing weight or getting rich, there's none to SEO. You probably also waste money on get rich quick schemes.

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,408

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
There actually is "one weird trick" for losing weight. Consume fewer calories.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #501,418

@501,404 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
There is one weird trick for getting rich...

> fuck bitches
> acquire currency
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