There must be a problem with the post office because your gifts haven't arrived...
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#501,262
@previous (A)
Oh, right... gifts. Well, you see, I put r04r in charge of sending them, and typical Dutch person that she is, she must've totally forgotten. Probably too high to remember.
r04r joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#501,263
@previous (C)
I've dispatched all our carrier pidgeons, but so far none have made it back.
@OP
Have you spotted any archers near your house cutting off communications? Happy birthday, btw!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#501,264
Happy birthday, Anonymous A!
I'm sending your gift via Talmudic brainwash frequency. Expect delivery in 2-4 business days.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#501,272
happy birthday, op. you're one year closer to being undesirable to the opposite sex.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#501,273
Happy b-day OP!
Dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#501,299
has your birthday been happy so far??
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#501,300
Happy birthday!
Rufus !!M6vjxTpON joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#501,304