Topic: Syntax, you claim to have a copy of my current CV.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,815

Prove it by quoting the last sentence from the bottom of the CV.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #500,373

The the bottom line under hobbys It says: "I also give hand jobs to black people on the subway in my spare time."

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #500,375

@previous (Syntax)
Wrong, fake Syntax.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #500,384

@OP
Lose weight.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,395

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,402

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,412

Matthew Miller pays a visit to his biological grandmother.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,420

@500,395 (C)
What's the joke here? That he's locked up his daughter in a locker?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,421

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Hurr durr Jew and money

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,423

@previous (H)
Syntax is Jewish? And it being money makes the "biological" part a bit confusing, really.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,424

@500,421 (H)
Yeah. If you haven't figured it out by now, Matt's a fat racist.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,425

@previous (D)
This.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,427

@500,424 (D)
Appears it runs in the family.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,429

@500,423 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The joke is that his only interaction with his daughter is sending her money.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,430

@previous (J)
And how would you know?

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,434

@previous (D)
Because I actually read syntax's posts. Thanks.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,442

@previous (J)

> Because I actually read syntax's posts. Thanks.

So many do. So few admit reading them.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,448

@500,373 (Syntax)
> The the bottom line under hobbys It says: "I also give hand jobs to black people on the subway in my spare time."
Tyme*

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 53 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,449

@500,442 (K)
I read the first few sentences, skim the next paragraph, and then give up.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,459

@500,434 (J)
Translation: you stalk Syntax.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,484

@500,420 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The joke is not about race. It is that he abandoned his daughter, and keeps her picture in a safe deposit box so he never has to look at it.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,486

@previous (N)
That's hardly much of a joke.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,526

@500,484 (N)
How would you know that?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,529

I have a fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #500,532

@500,484 (N)
@500,486 (O)
I didn’t even smirk.

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