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Topic: What is the most painful, messy, expensive way to commit suicide?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,801

Well?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 53 seconds later[^] [v] #499,002

Living until you die of old age.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #499,003

@previous (B)
Ha!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #499,004

Construct a human-sized blender, turn it on, get inside.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,053

drag yourself across a few hundred thousand sheets of sandpaper.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,055

@499,004 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What about feet-first into a wood chipper?

Anonymous E double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,056

Acquire several cans of helium, inject needle in artery in thigh, slowly pump your veins full of helium until they can't handle the pressure. Before starting the helium pump do the same for your chest cavity and enable both at the same time. With some luck, you will "pop"

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,057

eat yourself to death

@previous (E)

> Acquire several cans of helium, inject needle in artery in thigh, slowly pump your veins full of helium until they can't handle the pressure. Before starting the helium pump do the same for your chest cavity and enable both at the same time. With some luck, you will "pop"

you will die of embolism long before any of that happens

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 34 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,058

@previous (F)
thats fine, it can keep going after you're dead

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,060

you could live in china for a few months. that would be painful and messy, just not expansive since it's a 3rd world country.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,064

Eat your own head.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,066

@499,055 (E)
Hmmm. Yeah, that just might be slightly worse.

It needs to be a really expensive wood chipper, though. Get one gold plated or something.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,080

Slowly impale yourself (through your asshole) on a piece of wood

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,082

@previous (H)
Preferably, bamboo.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #499,083

m80s up your ass, one at a time, and detonated individually until you're dead.
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