Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#499,004
Construct a human-sized blender, turn it on, get inside.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,053
drag yourself across a few hundred thousand sheets of sandpaper.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,055
@499,004 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What about feet-first into a wood chipper?
Anonymous E double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,056
Acquire several cans of helium, inject needle in artery in thigh, slowly pump your veins full of helium until they can't handle the pressure. Before starting the helium pump do the same for your chest cavity and enable both at the same time. With some luck, you will "pop"
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,057
> Acquire several cans of helium, inject needle in artery in thigh, slowly pump your veins full of helium until they can't handle the pressure. Before starting the helium pump do the same for your chest cavity and enable both at the same time. With some luck, you will "pop"
you will die of embolism long before any of that happens
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 34 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,058
@previous (F)
thats fine, it can keep going after you're dead
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,060
you could live in china for a few months. that would be painful and messy, just not expansive since it's a 3rd world country.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,064
Eat your own head.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,066
@499,055 (E)
Hmmm. Yeah, that just might be slightly worse.
It needs to be a really expensive wood chipper, though. Get one gold plated or something.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,080
Slowly impale yourself (through your asshole) on a piece of wood
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#499,082