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Topic: I have a confession.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,685

I went to a bar last night with people twice my age and I got drunker than I've ever been in my life and then the bar closed, causing me to have to drive home drunk. No one was hurt but I almost ran over a pedestrian. Should I be forgiven? I feel like such a dumb ass which I should because I always said I would never drink and drive.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #498,462

you should have called a taxi or something you are dumb

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,473

you should have taken a blood oath

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,475

@498,462 (B)
I'm not dumb, my actions are dumb. I spent all my money except for 2 dollars on beer. Taxis aren't free.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,479

@previous (A)
I am not dumb, and my actions are not dumb. I haven't spent all my money. I haven't spent all my money except 2 dollars on beer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,488

@previous (C)
Why are you rewording my reply?

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,489

@previous (A)
I never obey anyone.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,492

Jesus will never forgive you.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,495

@previous (E)
Jesus's mother was not a virgin.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,503

@498,492 (E)
I'm not very worried about Jesus forgiving me, I need to forgive myself.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,504

@previous (A)
Can you find me a case of a pregnant virgin in the medical literature?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,508

@previous (C)
Pregnant virgins don't, never have, never will exist... So no.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,512

@previous (A)
So the Bible is bullshit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,515

@previous (C)
I guess.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 35 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,517

@previous (A)
So I don't need to go to Church.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #498,519

@previous (C)
I guess not...

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,670

@498,517 (C)
If you do not go to church then how can you nick the lead off the roof?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,672

My story. Long ago invited to a party but needed to drive a mountain road to get there.

Drank to much at party and on way home at at edge of cliff stopped with car bumper pushed just a bit in2 telephone pole.

Could NOT get my finger between pole n bumper. Lesson learned and have been very very careful and have called a cab or crashed at home of party or even 2-5 tymes got a hotel room to stay over night until sober.

OP lessons are good - Do as I did and re-think NEXT TYME cause for sure there will be more Next Tymes

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,679

@previous (Syntax)
No one cars.

finlandia !!G1u0MT65x joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,689

@previous (H)
dude, how do you even get places then? ffs

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,690

@previous (finlandia !!G1u0MT65x)
lol

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,707

There are usually free services that drive or walk drunk people home for free. :< If not, bus? That's not cool, dude.

@498,689 (finlandia !!G1u0MT65x)
public transportation is my friend

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,790

@498,475 (A)
nah you're dumb

a dumb, gay virgin

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,795

@previous (K)
Actually, I am a smart. I am a smart, non-gay, non-virgin.

And I am not white.

Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,805

@previous (C)
you are a dumb homophobe with fucked up priorities

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #498,873

@498,790 (K)
Funny thing you say that, considering the fact that the day you were injected into your mom's vag, I was standing right next your dad ready to take it in the bum.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #498,875

@498,707 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
My only choice was to take a bus, which I didn't have money for. Not everyone lives in a big city where there are lots of nice people willing to do stuff for free.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 12 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #499,010

@previous (A)
Dude. Bus drivers are absolutely fine taking people who don't have fare money. Ask nicely and you'll be granted a ride. I did that all the time.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #499,023

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I would have rather walked home than to start begging.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,347

@499,010 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Maybe bus drivers there are, but try that in, say, New York or Chicago, and they will yell you off the bus.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,350

@previous (L)
Yeah, this is why a lot people drive drunk but can hide it very well unlike others. I am one of those people that can, which I recently found out.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,351

@previous (A)
Being drunk just changes your perception of your ability to stealthily drive drunk. You are lucky a police did not see you.

Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,352

@previous (M)
In French Louisiana, people drive drunk all the time, and they have no problems, even if police see them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,356

@500,351 (M)
I'm sure I was driving just fine since people were rooting for me by honking their horns at me. Joking... They weren't and that's how I know I was driving normally.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,360

@previous (A)
ehh, at least you've got a sense of humor about it.

you're alright.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,365

@499,010 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Try doing that in any US city, lol. The fat black female drivers are the worst. Few years ago i saw some Hispanic lady with two kids pay for herself and the older child. She claimed the other kid was 3yo, at that age they can ride for free. Black bus driver yells at her and tells her she's lying, then throws her off the bus, and this was after the woman had already paid.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,454

@previous (N)
why are americans so mean

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #500,456

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
we're just following orders.
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