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Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#36,601
So, I tried my vibrator in my ass for the first time last night. I did not love it. It just felt like I had to shit. Does this get any better with practice? Any advice? I do want to try it again because I have heard it can be amazing and I want to feel that amazing!
But nah, good luck with this endeavour, bud. I can't offer you any advice with it, but I hope it all works out for you.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#497,844
@previous (C)
*butt @497,827 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Stop deforming and decrementing my character or I will be forced to take immediate legal action. Thanks.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,858
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So ass~uming yor still straight male -
Don't have a clue about vib up ass but as a male who twice ended up with prostate infections WHICH require going once or twice a week to a therapist in Urologist office for massage! That finger diddling NEVER GOT any better. I cannot imagine adding the buzz factor helps at all.
Of course for those like say Handel - Ass ends up as Man morphed Vagina so perhaps on ones mind the vibe might be stimulating. Being forced to cum was really really Arful!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,860
@previous (Syntax)
What? I don't like anything going up my butt. The OP of this thread is impersonating me.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,861
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
M8... Don't be ashamed. It's okay, we're not judging you. There was no need to drop you UID like that.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,864
@497,858 (Syntax)
How to Prevent an Erection and Ejaculation during a Prostate Exam
While there is no foolproof method to preventing an erection of ejaculation during a prostate exam, there are some techniques you can try.
The first thing you should do is remember to relax. It can be very nerve wracking going into the exam – however try to take some deep breaths and think of the exam as a perfectly normal medical necessity (which it is). If you are relaxed you be better prepared to be in control of your emotions including an erection.
When the doctor inserts their finger into your rectum try to strain your bowel slightly while breathing in and taking rapid breaths. Doing this will help relax the muscles in your rectum – as well as your penis and other parts of the body.
By strengthening your kegel muscles you can help practice control over premature ejaculation and minimize the chance of ejaculating during your prostate exam. These muscles are located in between your anus and your penis and you can strengthen them by clenching and holding the muscle then releasing repeatedly each day. This can help you have more control over your ejaculation.
Another method, which many men use, is to have an orgasm just before your examination. This prevents you having a build-up of sexual tension which may be released during the prostate exam. Releasing this prior to the exam will mean less chance of having either an erection or ejaculating on the day.
Finally – meditation can help you to take control and focus on your mind and thoughts. This is beneficial not only in the prostate exam environment but in your everyday life to help relieve stress and have more control over your mind.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,868
> What? I don't like anything going up my butt. The OP of this thread is impersonating me.
AND eye fell for it- Sorry about that - Guess I not be running for the 2nd cumming of Jesus.
Syntax double-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,870
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I get such an exam every year. Never had an erection during AND AND never ejaculation. Back when I had to do that it was just miserable - but of course the gland was inflammed at tyme. Forcing that fluid OUT was frankly painful and beyond unpleasant!!!
Fake Anon is so korrect. Asshole is for Sewage and one does not play with sewage - OK so Handle says he does but so do clueless babies.
Not trying to pick on Handle - just using as reference
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,875
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,301
@497,870 (Syntax)
You are almost completely retarded. Ass play and anal are some of the funnest things you can do with a consenting, and even an unconsenting, person/victim.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,305
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And for them who need to seek out a Sewage system to play in? Takes a village to make Planet Earth work.
I just find such places smelly and unclean but hey if Sewage turns you on then u r free to do such
Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,310
@previous (Syntax)
As I say, you are almost completely retarded. Anuses are self cleaning.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,314
@498,305 (Syntax)
Fuck all, you are obsessed with sewers.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,318
Humor is good and I find humor in those who find opening the lid of a sewage system good for playful sex in
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Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,319
@previous (Syntax)
No, you are fucking obsessed with Indy, Chinese food, and sewers. I cannot think of a single example of one of your posts that does not somehow reference at least one of those three things.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#498,321
@previous (I) > I cannot think of a single example of one of your posts that does not somehow reference at least one of those three things.
It is not my fault you end up under educated and born with a very low IQ from defective parents.
So let me help you out with what you cannot think of: And there are more more more examples.