Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#497,775
> I'm Matt and I hate when other people are getting more attention than me.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#497,778
Which make better fake girlfriends to brag about with people half your age?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#497,784
@previous (C)
I really did have a girlfriend when I was 12 years old. This girlfriend is not fake.
Anonymous D double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#497,786
@previous (D)
It's funny actually because a Jewish investment banker I met at a wedding between an Indian-American girl and a white guy said he never had a girlfriend till he was 30. I actually had a girlfriend when I was 12 years old.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#497,793
@497,775 (B)
Ugh, Matt is so last week. Hindu guy is the new hotness, Matt isn't even relevant, now.