Minichan

Yes, it's very hard to choose just ONE woman from facebook as your pretend girlfriend. I would suggest a minimum of three.

I wonder how muslims manage multiple wifes, its hard to tolerate even just one on a daily basis.

@previous (C)
That's the thing. Women/wives can be nagging, complaining, criticizing, to the degree that men want to kill themselves. But in terms of just sexiness, we want multiple women. Maybe a harem, in which it is understood that the man is like a king, is actually the best way.

@previous (A)
What's the most number of fake girlfriends you've had at once?

everything is natural

Scumbag OP

> wants multiple sex partners, justifies it as natural
> believes women are old and busted if they've had multiple sex partners

@previous (E)
a key that opens a lot of locks is a masterkey
a lock that opens to any key is a defective lock

@previous (F)
kill yourself

@497,527 (B)
Three imaginary careers and three fake girlfriends is the best. Thanks.

Why not just work on finding one female who will tolerate you?

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
because you gotta catch 'em all

OP
A good place to remind ALL. No form of Birthcontrol is 100% which means that the more you screw around the more chances YOU end up as I did/have with serious cash flow out of my wallet as result of screwing around with more then one gal at a tyme. That said er if I say anymore its TMI

@previous (Syntax)
please copy and paste the entire wikipedia contraception article to support your points

@previous (E)
http://healthhut.ua.edu/what-works-what-doesnt-pregnancy-prevention-101/

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Abstinence

Not having sex (oral, anal or vaginal) and not participating in any activity that puts you or your partner in contact with each others’ bodily fluids (like semen, vaginal fluids, or blood).

Abstinence offers 100% protection against pregnancy, and STDs, assuming no sexual content of any kind (including genital touching).

It is the only 100% effective way to avoid pregnancy and STDs. And it’s more common than you’d think– half of high school students have never had sex.

There isn’t one. 70% of teens who have had sex wish they had waited.

Easy. Do nothing at all.

Condoms

A condom is a barrier method of protection made of latex (rubber) or polyurethane. It covers the penis and collects semen and other fluids, preventing them from entering a woman’s vagina.

With typical use, 15 women in 100 (15%) become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, 2 women in 100 (2%) will become pregnant in one year.

When used correctly and consistently from beginning to end, condoms are the only method that protects against both pregnancy and STDs, including HIV.

Condoms can leak or break if not put on or taken off correctly or if the wrong size. Oil-based lubricants (like Vaseline or massage oil) should not be used because these kinds of lubricants can cause condoms to break during sex.

At drugstores and supermarkets; costs 35¢ to $2 each. They are often free at family planning or STD clinics

The Pill

A daily contraceptive pill for women that should be taken at the same time each day. It contains either a combination of the hormones estrogen and progestin or progestin only. These pills work in several ways to protect a woman from becoming pregnant.

With typical use, 8 women in 100 (8%) become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, less than one woman in 100 (less than 1%) will become pregnant in one year.

If taken correctly, the pill provides non-stop protection from pregnancy; it can make a woman’s periods more regular, reduce cramps, and shorten or lighten a woman’s period.

Offers no protection against STDs including HIV. Some women have nausea, headaches and changes in their moods. If you miss 2 or more daily pills during a cycle you should either abstain from sex or use a back-up method of contraception (like a condom). Each type of pill is different, so check with your doctor to learn more.

Through a prescription from a health care provider; the cost is about $15 to $50 a month depending on the pill brand, plus the cost of the office visit

The Shot—
Depo Provera

A shot for women that prevents pregnancy. The shot contains the hormone progestin and must be given every 3 months.

With typical use, 3 women in 100 (3%) become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, less than one woman in 100 (less than 1%) will become pregnant in one year.

Once a woman gets the shot, she doesn’t have to think about birth control for another 3 months.

Offers no protection against STDs including HIV. Some women have weight gain and irregular periods. This shot can cause bone loss, which is often reversible after a woman stops using the shot.

Requires a visit to your health care provider every 3 months to get the shot; the cost is about $35 to $75 per shot, plus the cost of the office visit.

Diaphragm

A diaphragm is a dome-shaped silicone or latex cup with a flexible rim. A woman uses spermicide to coat the inside and outer-edge, then she inserts it to the back of her vagina so that is covers the cervix where it blocks sperm.

With typical use, 16 women out of 100 (16%) will become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, 6 women out of 100 (6%) will become pregnant in one year.

It can be put in place up to six hours before sex and can stay there for up to 24 hours (though fresh spermicide should be applied each time you have sex)

Won’t effectively protect against most STDs including HIV, and can increase the risk of urinary tract infections & toxic shock syndrome. Can be messy (from the spermicide) and clumsy to use. It needs to stay in place for 6 hours after sex and be washed thoroughly with soap and water.

Through a prescription from a health care provider; the cost is about $15 to $75 plus the cost of spermicide and the exam and fitting for the diaphragm.

Cervical Cap

A cervical cap is a silicone sailor hat-shaped device. A woman uses spermicide to coat the inside of the cap, then she inserts it into the back of her vagina so that is covers the cervix where it blocks sperm.

With typical use, 14 women in 100 (14%) will become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, 9 in 100 (9%) women will become pregnant in one year.

It can be put in place up to 6 hours before sex and can stay there for up to 48 hours (and unlike the diaphragm) additional spermicide is not needed (if you want to have sex more than once).

Won’t effectively protect against most STDs including HIV and can increase the risk of urinary tract infections and toxic shock syndrome. It only comes in 4 sizes so it may not be an option for everyone. Also, it needs to stay in place for 6 hours after having sex and then needs to be washed thoroughly with soap and water.

through a prescription from a health care provider; the cost is about $15 to $75 plus the cost of spermicide and an exam.

The Patch

A woman applies a small adhesive patch to her butt, upper arm, or lower abdomen. The patch contains a combination of the hormones estrogen and progestin. The patch is changed once a week for 3 weeks, followed by one week with no patch.

With typical use, 8 women in 100 (8%) become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, less than one woman in 100 (less than 1%) will become pregnant in one year.

If used correctly, the patch provides non-stop protection from pregnancy; it can make a woman’s periods more regular, reduce cramps, and shorten or lighten a woman’s period. It only has to be changed once a week.

Offers no protection against STDs including HIV. Some women have skin reactions, nausea, headaches and breast discomfort. If the patch is removed for more than a day, or a woman is late starting a new patch, she should either not have sex or use a back-up method of contraception (like a condom) until she has used a new patch for 7 days.

through a prescription from a health care provider; the cost runs $15 to $50 a month, plus the cost of the visit to a health care provider. Whether you need parental consent for a prescription depends on your state, find more here.

The Ring

A woman places a soft, flexible ring in the vagina for three weeks, followed by a ring-free week. The ring contains a combination of the hormones estrogen and progestin.

With typical use, 8 women in 100 (8%) become pregnant in one year. With perfect use, less than one woman in 100 (less than 1%) will become pregnant in one year.

If used correctly, the ring provides non-stop protection from pregnancy; it can make a woman’s periods more regular, reduce cramps, and shorten or lighten a woman’s period. It only has to be changed once a month.

Offers no protection against STDs including HIV. Some women have vaginal discomfort, nausea, headaches and breast tenderness. If a woman misses 3 or more hours during a cycle, she should either not have sex or use a back-up method of contraception (such as a condom) until she has used a new ring for 7 days.

Through a prescription from a health care provider; the cost runs $15 to $50 a month, plus the cost of the visit to a health care provider. Whether you need parental consent for a prescription depends on your state, find more here.

IUD

A small device that contains copper or the hormone progestin that is inserted by a health care provider into a woman’s uterus.

Using an IUD, less than 1 woman in 100 (1%) will become pregnant in a year.

It provides effective pregnancy protection and lasts a long time—a copper IUD can stay in place for up to twelve years, and a progestin IUD lasts 5 years.

Doesn’t protect against STDs including HIV. Some women have spotting between periods, heavier periods, and increased cramping.

Requires a visit to a health care provider; cost is about $175 to $650 for insertion and removal costs about $100.

Implant

A small rod is inserted under the skin of a woman’s upper arm by a health care provider. This rod releases the hormone progestin.

Less than one woman in 1,000 becomes pregnant in one year.

It protects against pregnancy for up to 3 years–without having to do a thing. It can shorten or lighten a woman’s period and reduce cramps.

Doesn’t protect against STDs including HIV; may cause irregular periods, nausea, headaches, and weight gain. Some women may be able to see the rod under the skin and rarely can get a skin infection at the insertion site. Plus, having the rod removed can be a hassle.

Requires a visit to a health care provider; the cost for insertion is usually about $400-$800 (which is less than the overall cost of 3 years of birth control pills).

Withdrawal

The man withdraws his penis from the vagina before ejaculation.

With typical use, 27 women in 100 (27%) become pregnant in one year. With perfect use 4 women in 100 (4%) will become pregnant in one year.

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