Topic: So my son got diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder today
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,527
Should I drown him at bathtime tonight? Or should I skip town? Or should I stick around and cultivate in him interests in atheism, computer games, internet forum moderation, and grammar naziism?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 seconds later[^] [v] #497,426
'sup MAtt
ShitArse !!2TbW0trec (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,428
Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,429
Don't do anything since it doesn't mean anything.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,430
@OP how mad are you right now?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #497,435
@OP
ShitAss I wish I could take you seriously, but it's like you don't even try.
ShitAss I wish I could take you seriously, but it's like you don't even try.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,461
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,462
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,501
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,507
@497,435 (Metæ)
This... ShitArse (as portrayed by Svet) is an idea that's run its course. See here how he's desperately trying to mimic Matt's style to keep people interested in his act.
He's not so much scraping the bottom of the barrel as he is turning the barrel upside-down and frantically shaking it, hoping that some slight scrap of credibility will fall out.
This... ShitArse (as portrayed by Svet) is an idea that's run its course. See here how he's desperately trying to mimic Matt's style to keep people interested in his act.
He's not so much scraping the bottom of the barrel as he is turning the barrel upside-down and frantically shaking it, hoping that some slight scrap of credibility will fall out.
Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,560
@497,461 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)Not really. I'm actually doing something to fix that little problem. I'm doing more than one thing, so even if one fails I'll have a backup to turn to. Ingenuity would be the word I'd use, but that would seem a bit arrogant.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,563
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,576
@497,560 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
Both you and Autphag are autistic and unemployed. Are you saying that there is no connection?
Both you and Autphag are autistic and unemployed. Are you saying that there is no connection?
Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,580
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)Autphag is different in that he claims he cannot work, while I am very sure that I can find a job. I've ran into massive obstacles that seem to come out of nowhere, many of them being unrelated to me in the slightest. I can't explain how every time I try to get a job "something" seems to fuck it up. I feel like a character in one of the movies where the characters die in insane ways. Final Destination type shit.
I resent having an autism diagnosis because it seems to influence how I see myself. I tend not to see myself as a individual with capabilities, but as someone who has a stupid disorder. I am trying and doing well to ignore this false diagnosis which does not benefit me in the slightest. I'll know I'm empowering myself when I run into resistance from the demiurgical forces that I'm sure want me contained and powerless. There is no label in the world that can give me what I want, but there are so many that can rob me of any agency.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,582
@previous (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
> I've ran
Run.
You either say "I ran" or "I have run". You can't say "I have ran".
> I've ran
Run.
You either say "I ran" or "I have run". You can't say "I have ran".
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,583
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,602
@497,580 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
What sort of things have happened to stop you from working and how old are you?
What sort of things have happened to stop you from working and how old are you?
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,603
@497,580 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
Wait, do you believe that some omnipresent power is intentionally hindering your job seeking progress?
Wait, do you believe that some omnipresent power is intentionally hindering your job seeking progress?
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #497,616
@497,602 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Posting dick pics
A severe lack of social grace
The inability to make eye contact
Rambling about inane bullshit
Flying off into rages
Ya know… classic autistic behaviors that aren't at all his fault.
Posting dick pics
A severe lack of social grace
The inability to make eye contact
Rambling about inane bullshit
Flying off into rages
Ya know… classic autistic behaviors that aren't at all his fault.
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #497,617
@497,429 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)@497,560 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
@497,580 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #497,618
@497,616 (D)
Do you know how old he is? Because he acts like he just recently started looking for a job.
Do you know how old he is? Because he acts like he just recently started looking for a job.
Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU replied with this 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #497,848
@497,616 (D)I'll go through this point by point, in short sentences so even you can read them.
> posting dick pics
Only for ED.
> severe lack of social grace
You don't know anything about me, let alone how I act around people. This is a blatant character attack and you know it.
> Flying off into rages
Only when people make me angry, like you are doing right now.
> Classic autistic behaviors which aren't his fault
I take responsiblity for this, unlike you. Even if that is not true, I am more than willing to guess it is. You don't know shit, which is proven with each word you say. You probably are autistic yourself and this is your one shot at being accepted by fucking retards on the internet. Bravo.