Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later[^][v]#497,338
Cats don't love. They use you for food. They sit on your lap for warmth. They don't give a shit about you. If you die alone with them they will immediately eat your corpse. Thanks.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,341
> If you die alone with them they will immediately eat your corpse. Thanks.
But isn't that the ultimate show of love?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,355
my cat will greet me and bump in to me a lot and also sleep on my feet
Rufus !!M6vjxTpON joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,366
OP doesn't know cats very well. My cat (also Rufus) has been with me mst of my life. The love and affection I receive says it all - no one else gets a look in.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,370
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,377
@497,342 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
It is until you realise every time your cat bites/paws you while you sleep, it's testing to see if you're a corpse yet. It's hungry.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#497,454