Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#36,429
I used to wake up feeling tired and restless but a Fora-friend™ (pronounced as one word) gave me this great, easy morning workout. It's called Falcon Bong, I think it's Tibetan or something. It leaves me energized, refreshed and ready to face the day. What do you do first thing in the morning, fora?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#496,785
@previous (F) > wake up->bowel-movement in lover's morning coffee
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#496,789
@previous (G) > wake-up -> bowel-movement -> masturbate about it -> drink a few bottles of wine -> shitpost on the Internet -> troll Minichan -> attend Falun Gong meeting -> make bomb to destroy nuclear plant in Beijing -> practice new Falun Gogo dance in the mirror naked -> go out to clubs -> subvert Chinese culture with underground dance movement
FTFY
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#496,802