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Topic: What is your morning routine, fora?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,429

I used to wake up feeling tired and restless but a Fora-friend™ (pronounced as one word) gave me this great, easy morning workout. It's called Falcon Bong, I think it's Tibetan or something. It leaves me energized, refreshed and ready to face the day. What do you do first thing in the morning, fora?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #496,765

wake up->work

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #496,766

wake up->bowel movement

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #496,768

@previous (C)
> wake up -> shitpost on the internet

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #496,774

> wake up->work>bowel movement

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,777

@previous (E)

> > wake up->coffee>bowel movement>work

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,785

@previous (F)
> wake up->bowel-movement in lover's morning coffee

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,789

@previous (G)
> wake-up -> bowel-movement -> masturbate about it -> drink a few bottles of wine -> shitpost on the Internet -> troll Minichan -> attend Falun Gong meeting -> make bomb to destroy nuclear plant in Beijing -> practice new Falun Gogo dance in the mirror naked -> go out to clubs -> subvert Chinese culture with underground dance movement
FTFY

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,802

@496,785 (G)

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,805

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Aren't you jealous, McWalter Lily-White?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,808

@previous (G)
That foreskin...

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,810

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
That is a picture of my manpenis. Thanks.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,833

Depends whether I start at 6 or do afternoons.

If I do mornings, wake at 0430 quick shower and out the door. No time to think or worry.

If I do afternoons, I wake about 9 then try and deal with 5 hours of crippling anxiety before leaving the house at 2.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #496,846

@496,802 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Is this the kind of thing you like?
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