Topic: Hypothetical Casting Call for Minichan Movie
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 started this discussion 15 years ago #3,636
Who would you pick to act as personages from Minichan?Personages would be anyone with a name, so no Anonymous A, B, C, etc.
Don't make this any more complicated than it is - it's exactly as it sounds.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #65,966
I agree with whoever said you would be Michael Cera.
!!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,968
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,970
Depressionman should be Hugo Weaving fersure.
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,972
@65,966 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> I agree with whoever said you would be Michael Cera.
It's a good call.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
> I agree with whoever said you would be Michael Cera.
It's a good call.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,973
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I want to be played by Brian PosehnThe Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,977
@previous (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I love that guy. His voice is just so monotonous and silly at the same time.
I love that guy. His voice is just so monotonous and silly at the same time.
totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,978
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,981
If I had that long list from before that was like a namefag introduction I could probably work something up, but my mind is being real hit-and-miss today.
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #66,004
If Zack Galifainaqkuoshus shaved his head, he could play me.
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #66,008
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #66,011
@previous (!!4KU9PSdLG)
You're making me blush. He'd have to start eating a lot of cookie dough and drinking heavily.
You're making me blush. He'd have to start eating a lot of cookie dough and drinking heavily.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #66,013
@previous (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)
> You're making me blush. He'd have to start eating a lot of cookie dough and drinking heavily.
Bruce Willis
> You're making me blush. He'd have to start eating a lot of cookie dough and drinking heavily.
Bruce Willis
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #66,018
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Carebear joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #66,022
Sign me up.
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Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,082
@65,974 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I'm ok with this. Except the voice. I like his voice, but I don't think it fits you.
I'm ok with this. Except the voice. I like his voice, but I don't think it fits you.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,083
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I think Carrot Top would better suit your character.
I think Carrot Top would better suit your character.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,089
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Alright. How does Ron Perlman work?
> You should see me on the IRC. I'm a riot.
What do you even mean by that.
Alright. How does Ron Perlman work?
> You should see me on the IRC. I'm a riot.
What do you even mean by that.
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,091
@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)> What do you even mean by that.
pic related
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The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,093
Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,095
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,098
@66,091 (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)Pic related as well.
@66,093 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
I mostly wanted to see what he would say. I tend to be in in MC's IRC and well lol, not sure if I would quite call him a riot. Haha. Thanks though. :')
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Nainjj replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #66,099
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Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,113
faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,114
I'll be played by your nigger parents
Nyarth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,115
Roger Iwami would play me.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,125
Bruce Villanch should play Sim.
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,127
Pic related, it's Leo Vegas.totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,129
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I have no idea. Someone tell me who I look like.Nainjj replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,163
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!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,184
@66,158 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)Reaching slightly here but I'd go with a younger Powers Booth. Or maybe Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
!!4KU9PSdLG double-posted this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,186
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,193
Nainjj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,195
DO ME!!!1
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,196
Nainjj replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,210
@previous (!!4KU9PSdLG)
He's a huge faggot who doesn't know how to focus on the ponytail in his heart.
He's a huge faggot who doesn't know how to focus on the ponytail in his heart.
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,212
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,213
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,355
@66,167 (RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ)
Yeah, I think Ron Livingston could play the part of me, Broseph. Only problem is he's 19 years older than me, but meh.
@66,163 (Nainjj)
I'll take that as a compliment. It's funny, because my name is Joe.
@66,184 (!!4KU9PSdLG)
Not only is it a stretch, but we can't go back in time to get the younger Powers Booth to play the role of me.
Yeah, I think Ron Livingston could play the part of me, Broseph. Only problem is he's 19 years older than me, but meh.
@66,163 (Nainjj)
I'll take that as a compliment. It's funny, because my name is Joe.
@66,184 (!!4KU9PSdLG)
Not only is it a stretch, but we can't go back in time to get the younger Powers Booth to play the role of me.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,359
This website says I'm a 90% match with Johnny Depp.http://celebrity.myheritage.com/FP/Company/try-face-recognition.php
They make you register, but whatever.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,384
I think Gary Oldman should play me.
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I want Lawrence to be played by Steve Buscemi.The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,489
@65,981 (!!4KU9PSdLG)
> If I had that long list from before that was like a namefag introduction I could probably work something up, but my mind is being real hit-and-miss today.
Fats Ferguson- me
Leo Vegas- jew
Depressionman- You want to hate him. I almost did, until I talked to him. I now love him.
Falco- relentless hipster with a razor-sharp sense of humor
Nega- so even-tempered it makes me lose my temper
TTEH- has more posts than you and me
Squared- forces the UK shit, but I think he's a cool guy deep down
jimmy- pretty cool guy
Vikingman- better still come to the Flogging Molly show on Sunday
totoforhire- cannot be trolled because she is possibly the only real person on this board
Lawrence- awesome
Unintentional Jackass- makes me aspire to be a lesbian
Ninjj- the most relevant shitposter we have
Ryan- ryan
jump- genuine article also, his mother shaves her snatch
mountainman- you don't want my opinion
Authorized Clone- for some reason, he's even balder than me
Wren- has authorized clone's dox
Gil- doesn't afraid of being in tinychat naked
St. Swastika- resident artist for bannedforlifeshow.com
Kimmo- sysop of this board
cccuuunnttt aka cuntbot- level headed chick with skin a foot thick
sim- dutchfag
ro4r- still really don't know her, but I'm pretty sure she has my dox
Eels- ex-patriot that loves Totinos Party Pizzas
Nexus- mod with a great taste for metal and cars
Tekamine- killed a girl in 1998
Ash Ketchup- fucked your mother/girlfriend/sister
Dutchfag- sim
Fake Anon- rolled down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair
Mr. Bones- prolly 15 by now and will still make a bitch out of you in a drinking contest
Mickey- toughguy and a good father
Mr. Rodgers- Legitimate badass
Mexxx- drinks enough to think I'm the best looking person on here
stal- thanks, stal
Meta- cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
to4ster- trolled you
FUD- was born that way
Fuchs- has fucking excellent taste in movies
Ph- where the hell is Ph?
Green- I like him, even if you don't
Owen Delong- he didn't vote for that nigger
Smegma- hate the name, love the guy
wowaname- flooded Australia with his giant douche
I still call him Joe DDM- I don't have enough time to begin describing
RedFox- ftw. most normal furry I've met so far
stickybuns- reverse ladykiller
The Truth- hurts
Meowth- still don't know enough about him, but has never given me a reason to dislike him
That one guy whose name is a pair of scissors- milfhunter
The Chosen One- spread the word and payed the price
brie- don't know enough about him yet but he listens to my show so I like him more than you
Advi- killed Tekamine in 1998
Killer Lettuce- loves death metal therefore I love him
Dreamworks- will have a pony stomp your cock n balls if you cross him
Homestar- homosex crossover from AT. I drunkenly kept calling him a creep in a thread a while back and feel bad about it
Henn- are you black?
Broseph- sorry I didn't include you in the old one. Sadly, I still don't know too much about you. Are you the one who smokes meth?
The Editor- can make me laugh even in the middle of a troll thread prolly the funniest person on MC
Harleen- shook up MC for a week or so when they realized there really are girls on the internet
psychopath- don't know him too well. tbh, I thought he was dutchfag
> If I had that long list from before that was like a namefag introduction I could probably work something up, but my mind is being real hit-and-miss today.
Fats Ferguson- me
Leo Vegas- jew
Depressionman- You want to hate him. I almost did, until I talked to him. I now love him.
Falco- relentless hipster with a razor-sharp sense of humor
Nega- so even-tempered it makes me lose my temper
TTEH- has more posts than you and me
Squared- forces the UK shit, but I think he's a cool guy deep down
jimmy- pretty cool guy
Vikingman- better still come to the Flogging Molly show on Sunday
totoforhire- cannot be trolled because she is possibly the only real person on this board
Lawrence- awesome
Unintentional Jackass- makes me aspire to be a lesbian
Ninjj- the most relevant shitposter we have
Ryan- ryan
jump- genuine article also, his mother shaves her snatch
mountainman- you don't want my opinion
Authorized Clone- for some reason, he's even balder than me
Wren- has authorized clone's dox
Gil- doesn't afraid of being in tinychat naked
St. Swastika- resident artist for bannedforlifeshow.com
Kimmo- sysop of this board
cccuuunnttt aka cuntbot- level headed chick with skin a foot thick
sim- dutchfag
ro4r- still really don't know her, but I'm pretty sure she has my dox
Eels- ex-patriot that loves Totinos Party Pizzas
Nexus- mod with a great taste for metal and cars
Tekamine- killed a girl in 1998
Ash Ketchup- fucked your mother/girlfriend/sister
Dutchfag- sim
Fake Anon- rolled down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair
Mr. Bones- prolly 15 by now and will still make a bitch out of you in a drinking contest
Mickey- toughguy and a good father
Mr. Rodgers- Legitimate badass
Mexxx- drinks enough to think I'm the best looking person on here
stal- thanks, stal
Meta- cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
to4ster- trolled you
FUD- was born that way
Fuchs- has fucking excellent taste in movies
Ph- where the hell is Ph?
Green- I like him, even if you don't
Owen Delong- he didn't vote for that nigger
Smegma- hate the name, love the guy
wowaname- flooded Australia with his giant douche
I still call him Joe DDM- I don't have enough time to begin describing
RedFox- ftw. most normal furry I've met so far
stickybuns- reverse ladykiller
The Truth- hurts
Meowth- still don't know enough about him, but has never given me a reason to dislike him
That one guy whose name is a pair of scissors- milfhunter
The Chosen One- spread the word and payed the price
brie- don't know enough about him yet but he listens to my show so I like him more than you
Advi- killed Tekamine in 1998
Killer Lettuce- loves death metal therefore I love him
Dreamworks- will have a pony stomp your cock n balls if you cross him
Homestar- homosex crossover from AT. I drunkenly kept calling him a creep in a thread a while back and feel bad about it
Henn- are you black?
Broseph- sorry I didn't include you in the old one. Sadly, I still don't know too much about you. Are you the one who smokes meth?
The Editor- can make me laugh even in the middle of a troll thread prolly the funniest person on MC
Harleen- shook up MC for a week or so when they realized there really are girls on the internet
psychopath- don't know him too well. tbh, I thought he was dutchfag
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@66,489 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
Lol, I'm 14. :3
No idea who should play me, but Lawrence should be played by the girl in Smiley Face.
Lol, I'm 14. :3
No idea who should play me, but Lawrence should be played by the girl in Smiley Face.
totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,518
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,519
Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,521
@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I haven't seen the Misfits, but I've always wanted an Irish accent...
@66,518 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
That's the one!
You should be played by Jo Brand!
I haven't seen the Misfits, but I've always wanted an Irish accent...
@66,518 (totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC)
That's the one!
You should be played by Jo Brand!
totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,523
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Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,546
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I thought either the metal guy from the newest series of skins, or the girl with the farmer accent that's in it should play you...
I thought either the metal guy from the newest series of skins, or the girl with the farmer accent that's in it should play you...
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,550
@previous (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
lol. I don't watch skins, but those are some intereting choices.
Since all stereotypes are true, I should be played by one of the people on Doc. Martin. ;)
You could be played by the guy who played Jay on the Inbetweeners (but with a gun).
lol. I don't watch skins, but those are some intereting choices.
Since all stereotypes are true, I should be played by one of the people on Doc. Martin. ;)
You could be played by the guy who played Jay on the Inbetweeners (but with a gun).
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Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,552
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I haven't seen Doc. Martin, but fat farmer bloke sounds about right.
Lol, I want to know the plot of this movie now!
I haven't seen Doc. Martin, but fat farmer bloke sounds about right.
Lol, I want to know the plot of this movie now!
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,560
@66,489 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
No, I don't smoke meth. Not even once.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) should give you an idea as to what sort of stuff I post.
No, I don't smoke meth. Not even once.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) should give you an idea as to what sort of stuff I post.
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,567
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Shit, how did I fuck that up? It's post #65,456 and it does exist.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
WTF, are we not allowed to link to other threads now? Anyway, here's the text:
> Naw, here's what's gonna happen:
> God created the earth. He says he only did it in 7 days, but the fact of the matter is, it took him billions of years because instead of just using existing planet templates, he had to do everything from scratch because he wanted people to worship him for his creation. Well people don't worship God, because the reality he set up sucks and people expect him to do better if he expects any prayers and sacrifices in return. Furthermore, God set up a bunch of very strict rules that he expects everyone to follow to a T or else he rages. Adam and Eve got banhammered just from eating some damn fruit that God put there just to test them, then rages when they take the bait. God is such a dick, that a lot of his angels start to question why he has to be so hard on the humans, and some of these angels try to help the humans and challenge God, but not only does God refuse to take any criticism, he calls
> any angel that questions him a demon and casts them out of heaven. Shit keeps getting worse on earth, as people are tired of all of God's aspie rage bullshit, so God decides he's just gonna pull the plug on Earth and wipe every ungrateful fuck off the face of the planet with a flood. He spares Noah and a bunch of his other creations though, because Noah kisses God's ass and makes God feel special. He ends the flood and lets earth re-populate using only Noah's family, as if the Adam Eve thing wasn't fucked up enough. Things still go to shit anyway, but God promises to never do another major flood, because he loves his creation too much to kill it. That doesn't stop him from raging though and causing all sorts of natural disasters. He also hates all other Gods, claiming to be the one true God and that all other gods are just made up knock-offs of him.
> Anyway, the world never really ends, but eventually people of earth advance enough in technology that they realize getting off earth and terraforming other, much better planets isn't that difficult at all. They decide that they've had enough of the shitty earth and the spiteful God who runs it, and they can just go make their own planets to live on. This pisses God off like you wouldn't fucking believe, and he tries to destroy the clone earths that were made, but they're beyond his domain. So instead, he takes his anger out on the few people who actually want to stay on earth, despite earth getting worse and more polluted every day, which in turn prompts even more people to leave. Eventually humans have all moved on to other planets and explore the galaxy, leaving earth behind as an almost completely dead ball of filth. God still won't give up on his failed idea though, because he loves his creation and won't let it die.
I'm proud of it.
Shit, how did I fuck that up? It's post #65,456 and it does exist.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
WTF, are we not allowed to link to other threads now? Anyway, here's the text:
> Naw, here's what's gonna happen:
> God created the earth. He says he only did it in 7 days, but the fact of the matter is, it took him billions of years because instead of just using existing planet templates, he had to do everything from scratch because he wanted people to worship him for his creation. Well people don't worship God, because the reality he set up sucks and people expect him to do better if he expects any prayers and sacrifices in return. Furthermore, God set up a bunch of very strict rules that he expects everyone to follow to a T or else he rages. Adam and Eve got banhammered just from eating some damn fruit that God put there just to test them, then rages when they take the bait. God is such a dick, that a lot of his angels start to question why he has to be so hard on the humans, and some of these angels try to help the humans and challenge God, but not only does God refuse to take any criticism, he calls
> any angel that questions him a demon and casts them out of heaven. Shit keeps getting worse on earth, as people are tired of all of God's aspie rage bullshit, so God decides he's just gonna pull the plug on Earth and wipe every ungrateful fuck off the face of the planet with a flood. He spares Noah and a bunch of his other creations though, because Noah kisses God's ass and makes God feel special. He ends the flood and lets earth re-populate using only Noah's family, as if the Adam Eve thing wasn't fucked up enough. Things still go to shit anyway, but God promises to never do another major flood, because he loves his creation too much to kill it. That doesn't stop him from raging though and causing all sorts of natural disasters. He also hates all other Gods, claiming to be the one true God and that all other gods are just made up knock-offs of him.
> Anyway, the world never really ends, but eventually people of earth advance enough in technology that they realize getting off earth and terraforming other, much better planets isn't that difficult at all. They decide that they've had enough of the shitty earth and the spiteful God who runs it, and they can just go make their own planets to live on. This pisses God off like you wouldn't fucking believe, and he tries to destroy the clone earths that were made, but they're beyond his domain. So instead, he takes his anger out on the few people who actually want to stay on earth, despite earth getting worse and more polluted every day, which in turn prompts even more people to leave. Eventually humans have all moved on to other planets and explore the galaxy, leaving earth behind as an almost completely dead ball of filth. God still won't give up on his failed idea though, because he loves his creation and won't let it die.
I'm proud of it.
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
