Topic: Let's get to the bottom of the Syntax Mystery, fora.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,323
What REALLY happened to our beloved Syntax? Was he telling the truth, or is this only one piece of a deeper puzzle?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| He is in the south of France fixing multi-billion dollar satellites for world governments. | 1 | 6% | |
| He died. | 1 | 6% | |
| The nursing home cut back on internet time. | 7 | 44% | |
| He is on a persona mission from Obama to singlehandedly take out ISIS. | - | 0% | |
| He invented time travel and is in ancient Rome for an orgy. | - | 0% | |
| He is on vacation with Francois Hollande. | - | 0% | |
| He broke his hip and is in the hospital for a while. | 1 | 6% | |
| He surfed too far and is stranded on an unchartered desert island. | 1 | 6% | |
| He was transported directly to heaven on a golden chariot like Elijah. | - | 0% | |
| He became so senile that he forgot how to use the internet. | 1 | 6% | |
| HE is spending his billions on a world sex tour. | - | 0% | |
| Other (please specify) | 4 | 25% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later[^] [v] #495,874
He went to the big Comic-Con in the sky.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #495,879
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #495,880
Syntax ;_;
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,883
Okay, this is actually pretty funny. :')
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,888
He is officially banned on SC - quite recently
Anonymous F double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,891
It is said that sharks attack more men than women........Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,892
@previous (F)
Syntax actually invented sharks while advising fishes about how best to develop onto land. THanks. Thanks.
Syntax actually invented sharks while advising fishes about how best to develop onto land. THanks. Thanks.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,921
Syntax is curreently eating coconuts and crabs and studying satellite patterns on the nightsky in some unindetified island on the pacific until he decides to surf back to civilization
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,922
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He trolled OP so hard that the manchild spent 15 years obsessing over him.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,937
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,941
The WIne MAfia got him.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #496,136
Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #496,141
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #496,147
Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #496,151
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #496,177
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #496,191
Being a IRL creepy weirdo takes up all his time nowadays. Not enough hours in the day for virtual creeping too.
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #496,195
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #496,205
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #496,210
@previous (C)I knew syntax back in the old days when we were both surfer dudes free climbing mountain ranges with mountain lions and running daily 10 miles with the Shah of Iran in an airborne underground bunker during the cold war. Which we both single handedly won.
Don't mention his daughter ;)