Topic: I wish I were a slave.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,321
Even when I was in elementary school learning about slavery in America a part of me wished I were born a slave. I would concoct fantasies in my head of what it would be like should slavery come back to the country, of course, this time ethnicity wasn't a factor for obvious reasons (I'm pitch white). I cannot even watch any movies about slavery such as 12 Years A Slave without wanting to be a slave.
Almost as if I were born in the wrong century.
Almost as if I were born in the wrong century.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #495,861
The problem is, you THINK you would want to be one.
Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,866
> (I'm pitch white). I cannot even watch any movies about slavery such as 12 Years A Slave without wanting to be a slave.
> Almost as if I were born in the wrong century.
Even if you were born in the "right" century, you wouldn't be enslaved because you're "pitch white" (the best you could hope for is being a sharecropper about on par with the slaves). However, you can still be enslaved. Mauritania still does slavery, on a massive scale, and they'll be happy to enslave you.
> Almost as if I were born in the wrong century.
Even if you were born in the "right" century, you wouldn't be enslaved because you're "pitch white" (the best you could hope for is being a sharecropper about on par with the slaves). However, you can still be enslaved. Mauritania still does slavery, on a massive scale, and they'll be happy to enslave you.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,867
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,869
seen this same thread on /b/
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw double-posted this 12 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,870
you fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,876
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,884
No you don't, you weirdo. You've just romanticised it for some strange reason.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,914
Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,916
@OP
Why not hop a flight to Nigeria and report to the nearest Boko Haram office?
Why not hop a flight to Nigeria and report to the nearest Boko Haram office?
