Minichan

Topic: I have a very lucrative business proposal.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,630

AMTRAK is shit, right? Well I've found a better, cheaper alternative

MINITRAM

A transcontinental tram service for the united states and Canadia! Ran by the denizens of Minichan! it will be brilliant!

BUT, we need about $10 million in starting capital. If we could have some possible donors, they would be on our board of directors.

Thoughts? If I see we have donations ready, I shall provide the mailing address for our office.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #65,866

@OP
I could get five million easily. I have access to another three that would take a month or two to get. Would that be a good start? I am interested but require a nominal fee of 100k USD for administrative fees if I am to review your proposal in it's entire form. Please provide payment info in advance. Thanks and I look forward to doing business with you.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,877

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Can I have your contact information? I can provide the 100K easily.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,884

@previous (A)
I have a system in place to take delivery of the payment. I will place you in touch with my business associate Huge Ivarsson.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,886

I'm on board (tram humour, eh)!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,891

inb4 lawsuits regarding derailment

Unauthored Cloud !rpC6pA4IjI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,918

@previous (D)
> defamation of trains

totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,921

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=simpsons+monorail+song&aq=1

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

El Edito !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,929

Mono-D'OH.
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