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Topic: I like my women, like I like my coffee

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,625

Ground up and in the freezer.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #65,815

Shittest ever.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,827

totoforme !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,828

I tell that joke at the home.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #65,944

Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #65,959

@65,827 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Nanoha~

Oh love~

<3

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,029

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
I like my men, like I like ran over dogs.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,034

ITT: Hardcore comma splicing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,058

@previous (H)
They are not comma splices. In order for a comma splice to occur, BOTH phrases on both sides of the comma must contain a SUBJECT AND VERB, and NOT be joined by a non-subordinating conjunction.

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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,060

@previous (A)
> I like coffee
> I like women
They are comma splices. There are no non-subordinating conjunctions. Suck a dick.

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,071

I keep my coffee in a cupboard, just like my whores.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,081

I was expecting something along the lines of "black," but this is okay too.

!!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,111

Black, wet, and served to me.
Liquored up and covered in cream.
Cold and sitting around for a few days.
Dirt cheap and bitter.
Hot, black, and eager for cream.
Black and alcoholic.

uhhhhh

!!pMmAiEwOm double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,112

Under a press and doused with boiling water.

!!pMmAiEwOm triple-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,117

Ordered through an old, toothless Asian woman from a picture menu for just a few bucks down in Chinatown because all of the good places are closed and I think I saw my parole officer down the street.

Nyarth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,118

Unfortunately my Japanese girlfriend is missing from the tsunami. It's okay though, there's plenty of girls in the sea.

!!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,126

Malnourished and withering under the hot African sun because fuck you—I don't have $3 a day, to spare.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,144

Irish

Nainjj replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,145

In a thermos.

FTD + Me !5qPJGR/JRI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,146

@66,144 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
This.

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Mickey joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,159

@66,145 (Nainjj)
vintage thermos lol

Nainjj replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,168

@previous (Mickey)
matching watches lol :')

Mickey replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #66,183

@previous (Nainjj)
Hahahaha bro 4 lyfe.
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