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Topic: Cannibalizing Jesus Christ.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago #36,228

Discuss.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #495,222

I have never eaten Jesus as far as I can recall.

What does he taste like?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #495,231

@previous (B)

if cooked right, he will taste like a honey bbq jew......

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,241

@495,222 (B)
I heard he tastes like tasteless crackers.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,250

I don't know: the Catholics won't let me eat the Jesus-cracker since I haven't learned the secret handshake, yet.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,251

When it comes to consuming one's deity the Pastafarians are really ahead of the game. Catholics haven't even figured out how to serve Jesus with cheese and tomato sauce.

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MAtt Admirer !rDGuVmz79Q replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #495,289

@previous (F)
Fish sticks. One fish into many fish stick.
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