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Topic: Is there any way to get all of my posts nuked from the database?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #36,103

I've posted a ton of regrettable stuff here in the past.

r04r joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #494,091

Nope. No blanket deletes, some individual posts may be deleted if you can present a good argument (containing dox or whatever) on why they should be and they're no longer in a recently active topic. You'll have much less luck with anonymous posts, since they're anonymous.

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,092

@previous (r04r)
Well then, that's a bit of an issue. Is it a matter of technical incapability, or site policy?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,093

'sup to4str

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,094

@494,092 (A)
Mostly site policy. There are also no tools for blanket deletes in place, and I'd have to work on the database manually to do that which I prefer not to do. Depending on your posting habits it may also be technically difficult, if the posts are not all linked to the same UID or IP.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,095

@previous (r04r)
They're all linked to probably just three UIDs. Just clearing out everything from my current UID would entirely suffice, though, if this were to be done.

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,096

@previous (A)
Ok, well like I said blanket deletes are not something we do, sorry. People go through old topics suprisingly often, and it would be rather rude to them to have content mysteriously disappear.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,097

@previous (r04r)
The fact that this content is so easily searched from Google concerns me, though. Due to sloppy security practices on my part, it's entirely conceivable that some random potential employer could find this all through a chain of as few as three Google searches.

Is blanket changing poster names possible? As in name → anonymous. That'd keep the posts there while reducing ease in correlating posts with me.

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,098

@previous (A)
I'll discuss it with the mods and get back to you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 16 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #494,099

@previous (r04r)
OK!

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,102

@previous (A)
Alright, so I'm willing to change all occurances of a name associated with your UID to something else (not anonymous). So, to clarify, I will change the name attached to all posts posted by one or multiple UIDs you can prove ownership of, from name A to name B. You will have to provide the name you want it to be changed FROM (A), and the name it will be changed TO (B). Tripcodes and anonymous posts will remain untouched, and posts that previously were NOT anonymous will still not become anonymous.

It is up to you to decide the name that it will be changed to, it can be completely nonsensical for all I care. You will have to figure out the name(s) that you want to be changed from, and the UIDs that these posts belong to (if necessary you can link to an individual post and I will use the UID associated with that). Once you have gathered all this information reply to the PM that I just sent you (it can be found in your inbox at any time).

Please note that this is a one-time offer, and I in no way promise you or anyone else reading this that I will do the same for them. Also, this is fucking stupid. Don't put anything online that may be traced back to you if you don't want it to be traced back to you, this is utterly and completely because of your own stupidity.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,103

@OP
It's a very selfish thing to ask, I think. Doing so (for any poster) would delete hundreds of topics, and make thousands of threads nonsensical. If you fear employers searching you, I would recommend sanitizing your social media of anything you don't want them to see.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,106

@previous (Metæ)
This. If even 2-3 of the 100 most frequent posters decided to do this, it would be awful.
@OP
If you're that worried about stuff attached to your name, why not spend that time cleaning up your Twitter/Facebook/whatever accounts (or create some if you don't have any). Or make a personal website or something, even if it's just your name + contact. Even if r04r does change your name in these threads, you're still going to have posts all over the site where users refer to you by your name. Seems like a waste of time.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,107

I wonder who op is?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,108

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Our resident "Golden God" could be a possibility? He's said a lot of stupid stuff on here before, and we have a first name and I think a general location on him.

Or perhaps our lad from Detroit, for similar reasons.

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,109

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's definitely the former. It's not hard to recognize the text voice.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,110

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
"Golden god", aka...?

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,111

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (H)
Oh if Golden God == postmortem, then I take back what I said. Postmortem wouldn't care enough to do this, I doubt.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,112

@OP kill yourself

Anonymous I double-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,114

@494,111 (E)
He cares what Michael Align thinks, though

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,119

Hey op, why so worried?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,120

@494,111 (E)
Oh, then who were you referring to? Say it indirectly, if you care to try and keep them anonymous.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,125

@494,119 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Jody is a bitch and everything he says is dumb so he feels dumb about it every passing month he's made this request before and r04r actually did it weird right but i like the new policy better

Anonymous J double-posted this 12 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,126

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
it's Jody he's made this exact thread before

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,128

@494,120 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Someone who recently started posting again, and previously (years ago) posted a lot of questionable fetish-related things.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,130

@494,125 (J)
Joe D, the kitty dragon?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,133

@494,125 (J)
I've only requested two fairly narrow deletions in the past, IIRC.

Besides, is it really harming anyone if my particularly embarrassing posts get anonymised or removed, and then I just stop posting potentially embarrassing stuff?
@494,126 (J)
I don't remember making a thread about this before. Got a link?
@494,128 (E)
Well, things that I now regret making publicly available in general, yes.
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Yep.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,136

@previous (A)
Yes, it will cause harm to the entire fora. You are one thread woven into the tapestry of Minichan. Thousands of posts are connected in some way to your topics and replies and ripping that thread out will break all of them. It's a selfish thingto ask for. If you want a specific post or posts deleted due to dox or illegal content, that's fine but saying you just changed mind about thousands of posts and you want a "do-over" is not.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,137

@494,133 (A)
So are all of your recent posts going to stay put?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,141

@494,136 (Metæ)
I'm worried about the content that I posted here harming me in the future, though.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,142

@494,137 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
That'd be alright, if the names got removed.

It's not each post which worries me, it's all the posts together that do.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,143

@previous (A)
Oh no. I want your misogynistic, tumblr snowflake garbage to exist for all future generations.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,144

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
"Misogynistic", says someone who is totally okay with politically inconvenient women getting murdered by men. Nice.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,146

@previous (A)
Males getting murdered by males and I'm not asking for my views to be removed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,151

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,154

@previous (A)
Lol autism

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 12 years ago, 50 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,156

Where do you work that would care that you hate radical feminists?

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,161

inb4 200 replies

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,169

@494,137 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
fwiw no mass deletes will happen

@494,125 (J)
have i? one or two posts sure, but i dont recall ever doing a mass delete for a particular user, and i actually blocked the nuke uid feature from the board a long time ago because I dislike that being doing

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,170

@494,141 (A)
How? None of it has your real name. What three Google searches would they even make? It's not like you've posted anything horrible.

Go through your twitter, facebook, etc, and purge it of any reference to your fora name/embarassing stuff.

Employers are going to check mainstream social media way before they check a (relatively) obscure BBS.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,171

@previous (Metæ)
Which is why what I've scaled down that I'm looking for significantly — only about sixty people have the information needed to even make a useful Google search that'd show my forum identities from any time before late 2011, and those are just three (or four, maybe?) names, which'd fall under the name change proposal.

Dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,172

op i think you should sue

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,173

@494,171 (A)
Your concerns are valid and completely understandable, but how do you know it's 60 people? Also you're assuming employers have the time or inclination to read obscure forums.

Metæ double-posted this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,174

@494,172 (Dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
For $100,000 a day!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,175

@494,173 (Metæ)
It's a rather weird, obscure chain of information, and I know of roughly who would know of the necessary parts of that. It's all people that I at least somewhat know.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,176

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Lolno, I ain't going farther than blue collar shit anyway

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,187

@494,175 (A)
Ok, but are any of these 60 people potential employers?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,188

@494,171 (A)
> only about sixty people have the information needed to even make a useful Google search that'd show my forum identities
LOL That's like our userbase at any given time. Seriously, of those 60 people, half of them are high and/or in different time loops; the other half all have had enough Sprite™ to just not give a fuck. Or perhaps the other half have meaningful jobs, and they just don't pay enough attention to posts made years ago.

Seriously, chillax. I'm sure if there is a specific reason why $YOURNAME is linked to $SOMEPOST and it is causing you grief, then ro4r could probably just remove it. You should probably be specific about what you want removed.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 49 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #494,191

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Lol, if it were John, he'd want all his posts framed and put up in a museum as a testament to the ne plus ultra of sociopathic narcissism.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,233

@494,187 (Metæ)
Five of them know potential employers.

As I said, I'm more worried by the 0.1% chance of someone connecting the dots between multiple little forums than the 0.01% chance of someone with all that information going out of their way to cause trouble for me.
@494,188 (L)
Yeah, I'd only want certain posts outright removed, and newer names altered. No threats know the Jody -> me link.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,234

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Wait, are you talking about sK?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,236

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
No, I meant you and Postmortem.

@494,128 (E)
My god... Who could this mysterious gentlemae be???

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,240

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I might have an embarrassing internet history but I look through it as my gradual progression and maturation. Not really proud of it but at the same time not really ashamed of it. Just a weird kid in a city frozen, and yet decaying, in time.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,247

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Sasuga haikerens!

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,262

@494,233 (A)
Im going to use both of your former names when replying to you from now on, and I'll also screen cap all of your old posts.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,275

do not delete greens posts

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,341

@OP

You're ridiculously paranoid.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,343

@494,172 (Dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
I agree. Email me at [email protected] and let's talk. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,345

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Do you provide a free consultation?

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #494,348

@494,275 (N)
green is protected minichan heritage

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #494,350

@494,345 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lolno

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #494,353

@494,236 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Its Joeddm, aka decibelmilliwats.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #494,361

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I know. I was being silly.

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 23 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #494,470

@494,108 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
John Hyde, Houston, TX
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