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Topic: Women of Minichan, do you get butt gas in your vagina?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#36,083
Ok, so I've asked around and my friends all think I'm crazy. I figure asking the masses will help me find other women with the same issue.
First let me start by saying that I know our anatomy well, and I am not suggesting that the gas transfers to our vagina internally! I also am sure that these "queefs" are not originating in my vagina, nor are they left over air from my latest sexcapade with my husband.
So here is how they happen: I get gas gurgles in my intestines during class, so I know the fart is on its way. I squeeze my anus to the optimal level so that I know the gas bubble will creep out soundlessly. Now, if a guy did this, that would be the end of the story. Fart's out, and disperses in the air. With me, however, the gas bubble creeps in forward motion, through my vag flaps, and into my vagina.
Here, several farts can collect throughout a lecture, and this is the bitch of it: I think I'm safe from any sort of accidental fart creeping out upon standing, but all the collected vag farts pour out noisily when I stand up!
Please, women of minichan, tell me at least one of you knows what I'm talking about. Do you get fart migration into your vagina?