Topic: They say the captain goes down with the ship. So, when the world ends, will God go down with it?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,602
This has been on my mind for some time and I would like answers.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later[^] [v] #65,374
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #65,375
Depends on if God is a good captain.
Also, depends. Does God control the whole universe, or just Earth? If just Earth, then yes. If the whole universe, then no. The loss of one planet is tiny.
Also, depends. Does God control the whole universe, or just Earth? If just Earth, then yes. If the whole universe, then no. The loss of one planet is tiny.
Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #65,377
> implying God is on earth
> implying God will not create a new earth and a new heaven for his people to dwell in when our earth is destroyed
> implying God will not create a new earth and a new heaven for his people to dwell in when our earth is destroyed
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #65,378
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,438
@OP
Since gods are a human creation, they die when the last person who believes in them does. So in a sense, the answer is yes.
Since gods are a human creation, they die when the last person who believes in them does. So in a sense, the answer is yes.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,439
Define "the world".
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,456
Naw, here's what's gonna happen:
God created the earth. He says he only did it in 7 days, but the fact of the matter is, it took him billions of years because instead of just using existing planet templates, he had to do everything from scratch because he wanted people to worship him for his creation. Well people don't worship God, because the reality he set up sucks and people expect him to do better if he expects any prayers and sacrifices in return. Furthermore, God set up a bunch of very strict rules that he expects everyone to follow to a T or else he rages. Adam and Eve got banhammered just from eating some damn fruit that God put there just to test them, then rages when they take the bait. God is such a dick, that a lot of his angels start to question why he has to be so hard on the humans, and some of these angels try to help the humans and challenge God, but not only does God refuse to take any criticism, he calls
any angel that questions him a demon and casts them out of heaven. Shit keeps getting worse on earth, as people are tired of all of God's aspie rage bullshit, so God decides he's just gonna pull the plug on Earth and wipe every ungrateful fuck off the face of the planet with a flood. He spares Noah and a bunch of his other creations though, because Noah kisses God's ass and makes God feel special. He ends the flood and lets earth re-populate using only Noah's family, as if the Adam Eve thing wasn't fucked up enough. Things still go to shit anyway, but God promises to never do another major flood, because he loves his creation too much to kill it. That doesn't stop him from raging though and causing all sorts of natural disasters. He also hates all other Gods, claiming to be the one true God and that all other gods are just made up knock-offs of him.
Anyway, the world never really ends, but eventually people of earth advance enough in technology that they realize getting off earth and terraforming other, much better planets isn't that difficult at all. They decide that they've had enough of the shitty earth and the spiteful God who runs it, and they can just go make their own planets to live on. This pisses God off like you wouldn't fucking believe, and he tries to destroy the clone earths that were made, but they're beyond his domain. So instead, he takes his anger out on the few people who actually want to stay on earth, despite earth getting worse and more polluted every day, which in turn prompts even more people to leave. Eventually humans have all moved on to other planets and explore the galaxy, leaving earth behind as an almost completely dead ball of filth. God still won't give up on his failed idea though, because he loves his creation and won't let it die.
God created the earth. He says he only did it in 7 days, but the fact of the matter is, it took him billions of years because instead of just using existing planet templates, he had to do everything from scratch because he wanted people to worship him for his creation. Well people don't worship God, because the reality he set up sucks and people expect him to do better if he expects any prayers and sacrifices in return. Furthermore, God set up a bunch of very strict rules that he expects everyone to follow to a T or else he rages. Adam and Eve got banhammered just from eating some damn fruit that God put there just to test them, then rages when they take the bait. God is such a dick, that a lot of his angels start to question why he has to be so hard on the humans, and some of these angels try to help the humans and challenge God, but not only does God refuse to take any criticism, he calls
any angel that questions him a demon and casts them out of heaven. Shit keeps getting worse on earth, as people are tired of all of God's aspie rage bullshit, so God decides he's just gonna pull the plug on Earth and wipe every ungrateful fuck off the face of the planet with a flood. He spares Noah and a bunch of his other creations though, because Noah kisses God's ass and makes God feel special. He ends the flood and lets earth re-populate using only Noah's family, as if the Adam Eve thing wasn't fucked up enough. Things still go to shit anyway, but God promises to never do another major flood, because he loves his creation too much to kill it. That doesn't stop him from raging though and causing all sorts of natural disasters. He also hates all other Gods, claiming to be the one true God and that all other gods are just made up knock-offs of him.
Anyway, the world never really ends, but eventually people of earth advance enough in technology that they realize getting off earth and terraforming other, much better planets isn't that difficult at all. They decide that they've had enough of the shitty earth and the spiteful God who runs it, and they can just go make their own planets to live on. This pisses God off like you wouldn't fucking believe, and he tries to destroy the clone earths that were made, but they're beyond his domain. So instead, he takes his anger out on the few people who actually want to stay on earth, despite earth getting worse and more polluted every day, which in turn prompts even more people to leave. Eventually humans have all moved on to other planets and explore the galaxy, leaving earth behind as an almost completely dead ball of filth. God still won't give up on his failed idea though, because he loves his creation and won't let it die.
Killer Lettuce !!+BWon2MGy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,457
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Haha, I see what you did there!
God is Swedish, apparently
Haha, I see what you did there!
God is Swedish, apparently
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No, a big neon light pops up and says 'Start of Level 2'
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I've got troubled thoughts, and a self esteem to match
What a catch
What a catch...
What a catch
What a catch...
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,510
This ain't a scene, it's a god damn horse race...
Did I do it right~
Did I do it right~
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Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,547
I didn't know this was the USS Enterprise. Is God taking us to explore strange new life and new civilizations?
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,553
@65,456 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)At first I was like
> Tl;dr
but then I was like
> he_he_he.jpg
Well done, sir. Bravo.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,568
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Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #65,767
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohBMX6EY6ykEarphones/Good speakers.
Use them.
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