HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago#36,019
> he's a janitor > on the internet > on an illegal clone of a child porn discussion BBS > he does it for free > he takes his "job" very seriously > he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life > he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack > he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch > he will never have a real job > he will never move out of his parent's house > he will never be at a healthy weight > he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket > he will never have a girlfriend > he will never have any friends > he will never be tall