Topic: Perchance does anyone have a tiny penis?

Killer Lettuce !L.Xnbz68Q6 started this discussion 12 years ago #35,993

My penis is whats called a micro phallus it is so small I actually urinate on my nuts when I void. To alleviate this issue I use a tiny aqueduct made of plastic to carry the urine over my testicles. Am I alone on this issue or are there other sufferers of this affliction?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #492,664

@OP
Yes! Except the aqueduct I use is a stone-effect resin scale model of the Aqua Appia, which Syntax claims to have invented while advising Emperor Claudius on agricultural policy.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,706

I have a tiny penis. I often pee on my balls.
I do not technically have a micro phallus, though.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,710

Well considering the average penis size is 8" I guess I'm below average at 7.2"

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,725

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
That's the average size you've had inside of you. Not for the average male.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,731

@previous (E)
Actually the avetage 9, just look at porn all the dudes are at least this big

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,734

@492,706 (C)

> I have a tiny penis. I often pee on my balls.
> I do not technically have a micro phallus, though.

you seriously pee on your balls? damn.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,742

@492,725 (E)
I'm a size queen.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #492,782

@492,734 (G)
yes ):

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