postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago#35,950
So, I'm donating plasma for money, and I am asked my name. I say "my name is John Hyde", the lady says "John High"? I say "No, no, Hyde like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." She stares at me blankly for a moment then says "what?" I then just say "Hyde, and over annunciate the "d" sound. She then says "h-I-d-e"?
Fucking seriously. It's not a hard name, that's an easy reference to get, my family has been using it for fucking years. But now all of a sudden, and this isnt the first incident of this happening, people don't fucking get "hyde" what?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later[^][v]#491,869
I would like to sympathize with you, but I don't enunciate a lot and have a talent of talking unintentionally in rhythm with any background noise. :/ I Dunno... Just stand up and expel in a loud voice: "HYDE! H-Y-D-E!" That totally goes with your Golden God thing, right? Do it like a fucking cheerleader, John! They'll respect you after that. (If they don't, crush things. That'll teach 'em!)
Anonymous B double-posted this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#491,870
>@previous (B)
You are such a douche. You never tell me when to stop sleeping. You just complain about the box.
@OP > So, I'm donating plasma for money
This is already funny.
> I am asked my name. I say "my name is John Hyde", the lady says "John High"? I say "No, no, Hyde like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." She stares at me blankly for a moment then says "what?" I then just say "Hyde, and over annunciate the "d" sound. She then says "h-I-d-e"?
Obviously it's a lack of eye contact and pacing. You should have been working to break down her schemas. You should have been the only thing she noticed. Your brief venture into MLP has obviously taught you nothing.
> Fucking seriously. It's not a hard name, that's an easy reference to get
So, you obviously weren't going to have sex with her within 15 minutes?
> and this isnt the first incident of this happening
Seriously, you need to study more.
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Anonymous B triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#491,871
I seriously wish I had never told my cat about Minichan. I didn't even think he could type...
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#491,872
@491,870 (B)
Actually, I have great eye contact, I was with a girl last night, and she said "can you look away when youre talking to me sometimes? Your eye contact is very intense, and it scares me a little", so yeah.
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#491,873
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,877
Just say "Hyde with a y".
@491,871 (B)
I'm not going to lie, this cat schtick is legitimately the best schtick on Minichan right now.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,886
> For fucking years
So it's not your actual name? Then why not use your actual name?
Anonymous D double-posted this 12 years ago, 26 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,887
@491,872 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
If it creeps someone out it is not good. It's creepy.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,888
@491,886 (D)
No, it is, I mean theyve been using the"as in dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde" bit since before I was born.
@previous (D)
She also said it was captivating, like I had power over her, and that it was oddly seductive. She also said something about energy. I don't know, Ive seen a lot of people avert their gaze from mine when talking to me, or look down nervously. Maybe subconsciously it's some kind of power thing, but I just don't have the urge to occasionally look away like others must.
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,889
No, it is great. More is always better.I did once have someone tell me that it looked like I was sizing up prey, and that there didnt seem to be any emotion behind it, and smiling just made it worse. But that was just one guy.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,895
@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I honestly think Matt Miller contributes more to society than you.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,897
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Doesn't he work in China or something?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,898
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,904
@491,894 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Intimidating and creeping out people too polite to kick your shit in is not something to be proud of, or feel good about. It's clear you wouldn't survive outside of the little bubble of comfort you exist in. The only thing stopping the world from eating your ass alive is the safety and protection of your parents. You're a fully grown adult that literally can not survive on his own. How in the hell do you have any ego at all? Are you completely unaware of your position in life? You're one step up from a bum on the streets. One single step.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,905
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Ks here, surprisingly one-upping Becky in terms of Postmorten rekting.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,906
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,907
@491,904 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
If my parents kicked me out, id just move on to someone else. It would be very easy. And I really don't do it specifically to creep people out, I just dont think to move my eyes, it takes extra effort to do so. So, especially if I'm tired my eye contact tends to be a little intense.
I'm a 20 year old with a job, going to school. I see nothing wrong with this. My ego is not based on my accomplishments or standing in life, it just exists, and always exists. If I were homeless I would have the same sense of ego that I do now.
The only thing ego-related I feel negatively is anger that I'm not quite getting everything I want, and the knowledge that I never will. In fact tome it makes little difference where Iam in life because it will never be where I want to be anyway.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,910
@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Oh, you've got a real job huh? Tell us about that, John. Please. 10 hours ago you were selling plasma for money. Last week you were going to school to be a personal trainer (you can't even manage to train your own body). The week before that you were gonna be an international party planner. The story before that was a professional comedian. Didn't you flunk out of school or some shit last year? Have you ever actually accomplished anything??? You're not getting everything you want because you don't fucking do anything. You sit around lying and manipulating people, most importantly it seems like you're lying to yourself.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,912
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Don't forget the Dow Jones internship before those.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,913
@491,910 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
You know.who he really reminds me of? Paul Bernardo. When you have a moment, google him and his personality and tell me if I'm right.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,914
@491,912 (Metæ)
Oh, yeah. I'm sure they just hand out an internship to anyone with a captivating gaze. Sounds super legit.
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Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,915
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder[1] in which a person is excessively preoccupied with personal adequacy, power, prestige and vanity, mentally unable to see the destructive damage they are causing to themselves and to others in the process. It is estimated that this condition affects one percent of the population.[2][3] First formulated in 1968, NPD was historically called megalomania, and is a form of severe egocentrism.[4]
Symptoms[edit]
Some people diagnosed with a narcissistic personality disorder are characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance. They have a sense of entitlement and demonstrate grandiosity in their beliefs and behavior. They have a strong need for admiration, but lack feelings of empathy.[5]
Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR, include:[1]
• Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
• Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
• Envies others and believes others envy him/her
• Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence
• Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
• Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
• Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic
Other symptoms in addition to the ones defined by DSM-IV-TR include: Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends, has trouble keeping healthy relationships with others, easily hurt or rejected, appears unemotional, and exaggerating special achievements and talents, setting unrealistic goals for himself/herself.[6]
Narcissistic Personality Disorder is characterized by an over-inflated sense of self-importance, as well as dramatic, emotional behavior that is in the same category as antisocial and borderline personality disorders. [7]
In addition to these symptoms, the person may display arrogance, show superiority, and seek power.[8] The symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder can be similar to the traits of individuals with strong self-esteem and confidence; differentiation occurs when the underlying psychological structures of these traits are considered pathological. Narcissists have such an elevated sense of self-worth that they value themselves as inherently better than others, when in reality they have a fragile self-esteem, cannot handle criticism, and often try to compensate for this inner fragility by belittling or disparaging others in an attempt to validate their own self-worth. Comments and criticisms about others are vicious from sufferers of NPD, in an attempt to boost their own poor self-esteem.[9]
Another narcissist symptom is a lack of empathy. They are unable to relate, understand, and rationalize the feelings of others. Instead of behaving in a way that shows how they are feeling in the moment, they behave in the way that they feel they are expected to behave or what gives them the most attention.[6]
In children, inflated self-views and grandiose feelings, which are characteristics of narcissism, are part of the normal self-development. Children typically cannot understand the difference between their actual and their ideal self, which causes an unrealistic perception of the self. After about age 8, views of the self, both positive and negative, begin to develop based on comparisons of peers, and become more realistic. Two factors that cause self-view to remain unrealistic are dysfunctional interactions with parents that can be either excessive attention or a lack thereof. For example but not limited to, the excessive attention and lack of attention go hand in hand when a child’s parents are divorced. Usually, one is overindulgent (typically the one seeing the child less) and the other shows less affection.[6] The child either compensates for lack of attention or acts in terms of unrealistic self-perception.[10]
An extensive US survey found a high association with other disabilities, especially amongst men: mental disability, substance use, mood, anxiety disorders and other personality disorders, bipolar I disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, and schizotypal and borderline personality disorders were among the associated disabilities.[11]
Eating disorders[edit]
The study of Narcissism and the Narcissistic Defenses in the Eating Disorders was concerned with the correlation between eating pathology and narcissism. Two types of narcissism were observed: core narcissism, having extremely positive (high) self-esteem combined with delusions about the level and ability of achievement; and narcissistic defenses, defenses that are triggered when self-esteem is threatened. Such narcissists maintain self-esteem by seeing themselves as misunderstood and a subject to intolerable demands.[12]
Two types of narcissistic defenses that were measured with eating pathology were "poisonous pedagogy" and "narcissistically abused". Poisonous pedagogy is one who places blame on others and is overly critical of others' inadequacies. The narcissistically abused are those who put others’ needs before theirs yet see themselves as being poorly treated. Two groups were measured: Clinical (83 women and one male with the mean age of 28.4) and Non Clinical (70 women mean age of 23.2). BMI of groups did not significantly vary. They filled out a questionnaire that was measured by eating characteristic and narcissism levels by the OMNI (O’Brien Multiphasic Narcissism Inventory) and the EDE-Q (Eating Disorder Examination Questionnaire). OMNI measures pathological narcissism of narcissistic personality, poisonous pedagogy, and narcissistically abused personality. EDE-Q measures the common eating disorders: restraint, eating concern, body shape concern, and body weight concern.[12]
The basic summaries of the questionnaire’s findings were the poisonous pedagogy defenses was related to restrictive mind-set; narcissistically abused defense related to restraint, eating concern, body shape concern, and body weight concern. The only main difference between the groups was the role of core narcissism in the clinical women’s levels of eating concerns. Further research is needed to better understand the relationship approaches in both groups.[12]
Professional attainment[edit]
In 2005, Board and Fritzon published the results of a study in which they interviewed senior business managers, assessing them for the presence of personality disorder.[13] Comparing their findings to three samples of psychiatric patients, they found that their senior business managers were as likely to demonstrate narcissistic traits as the patient population, although were less physically aggressive.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,916
@491,910 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
International? Did I say that? No, I am currently in school. I did a few comedy gigs, but really didn't like it all that much. I work at a corner store which I know isnt the best job, but gives me some spending money. I actually am working on the party thing,I have a nightclub that's interested, and I just have to work allthe details out with them.
I work 40 hours a week, and go to school simultaneously, it's not like I'm not doing anything.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,917
@491,913 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Yeah, this rings a bell. "Bernardo was deeply interested in the 1991 novel American Psycho and had "read it as his 'bible'." I don't think PM has the balls for violence though, maybe someday.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,918
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,919
@OP
Get a T-shirt with "You can run, but you can't Hyde!" emblazoned on it.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,920
@491,916 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+) > I work 40 hours a week, and go to school simultaneously
I don't think there is anyone here who believes this is true, John. I do believe you'd like it to be true though.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,922
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,936
@491,934 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I would never do anything of the sort. But if you don't want to risk shit in your personal life you shouldn't post your real name online anywhere, ever. You're an admitted liar and you expect me to trust you about anything? Well I don't trust you, not one bit. I'll get off your ass now, I don't like being mean.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,939
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I don't see how it really matters. It's not like I am borrowing money from you,and telling you "don't worry I have a job, I'll pay you back in due time", I am simply stating that I have a job.
You trusting me or not has no significant impact on either one of our lives. I don't trust you either, why? Because I don't really know you, I don't know what your actual track record is. So, how could I trust you? In the present situation, this fact is not at all significant.
You can be mean all you like, it comes across as prerentious and assuming. Not only are you implying that you're somehow a better person than I am, speaking from on high. But also you make the assumption that you know my life story, and can pinpoint my actual personality.
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,943