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Topic: greetings neurotypicals

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,948

Greetings and salutations,
I am Postmortem! That means after-death because I died inside many years ago. I have no conscience, to me buying a candy bar would be just the same as shooting you in the face. You may call me a monster, and you may fear me, but this is only because your feeble minds could not possibly comprehend my power. It has no bounds!

I am cunning, manipulative, and I have hurt several people, taken their money, and even lead someone to suicide. All because of my lust of power.

If I hurt you, it isn't personal, believe me, you mean nothing, it's strictly business.

Remember, I am a Golden God.

Ciao,
John.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #491,841

You need to reverse that socialisation, though. I can understand that you get an immense feeling of power from violating the wishes of other people for sport, but... you can be better! An absolute lack of empathy is almost never outright medical — people with ASPD or psychopathy diagnoses are actually capable of being just as good as the rest of us, if they address their thought patterns and behaviour appropriately!

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #491,843

@previous (B)
I do not have ASPD, I am literally inhuman!

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #491,857

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Then approximate humanity.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,860

@previous (B)
This thread didnt turn out as expected.I thought either everyone would think "he's attempting humor", ortake me seriously and make fun of me.But no, I get actual sound advice As if what i said meritted sound advice.

Which is very depressing because that means not only do you think it's plausible that that is what is literally running through my head, but also that the best way to handle it is with some heartfelt  answer.

Fuck me.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,863

> I am cunning, manipulative, and I have hurt several people, taken their money, and even lead someone to suicide.
Let's keep it a fun level.Thanks. THanks.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,865

@previous (C)
I'm glad someone caught that!

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,867

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I actually thought that post was pretty witty. You will conquer this day "then the date".

Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,942

Greetings neurotypicals,
My name is John, and I hate every
single one of you. All of you are
fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend
every second of their day on a stupid ass BBS. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever
broken a girl's hand? I mean, I guess
it’s fun making fun of awesome people like myself because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than
jerking off to Killer Lettuce's replies.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me
with your best shot. I’m pretty
much perfect. I was captain of the narcissist team, and starter on my
dangerous driving team. What sports do
you play, other than “jack off to ShitArse's replies”? I
also get straight cigs’s, and have a
banging hot tulpa (I just broke her hand; shit was SO cash). I am a faggots who should just kill myselves. Thanks for
listening. Pic related: it's me and my tulpas.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,944

@previous (Green)
lol 9/11 bud

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,945

Green++

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,961

@491,942 (Green)
thumbs up

also i jerk off to KL replies is that bad?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,966

@491,942 (Green)
10/10. That post kicked ass.

@previous (G)
Maybe. It depends on the reply, really.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #491,977

@491,942 (Green)
∞/10
I have a feeling this will appear in all Postmortem threads from now on.
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