Topic: MLP is mostly bullshit
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #35,901
So, I read up a little bit on MLP techniques for seducing ponys. Allegedly if done correctly you can fuck a pony within like 15 minutes of meeting her, essentially programming her brain to want your dick. A lot of people even go so far as to speak against MLP techniques because they are too good, basically mind control, and are therefore immoral.
Here's what it all comes down to: swing a ponys emotions up and down, then center on good feelings, give those good feelings a symbolic association, something unique that only you know then just play with the created symbol.
If a pony is willing to sit down with you, and let you do any of this then she's already into you, and you're probably going to fuck anyway. And anything outside of this is obvious, yeah, associate yourself with good times. Say their name, smile strategically, use words like "now", and "because", subtly mimic their movements. Etc.
And the rest is bullshit. Hypnosis works only if someone wants to be hypnotized, they are doing the majority of the work themselves. Even in crowd hypnosis most people are just doing it as an excuse to act. There is no magic, or danger in any of this, it's just using a parlor trick, I'd even wager that it might work because a pony who is reserved, but would like to fuck you on some level might use your "technique" as an excuse to do so, telling herself "oh he october man'd me, there's nothing I could do"
But if one really could say a sequence of words and guarantee any pony to fuck him, regardless of how she might feel otherwise then it would be a form of rape. And every fucking guy everywhere would use it, all the time. And ponys would be helpless to the whims of us men. And advertisers would do the same thing, and we would be broke.
Here's what it all comes down to: swing a ponys emotions up and down, then center on good feelings, give those good feelings a symbolic association, something unique that only you know then just play with the created symbol.
If a pony is willing to sit down with you, and let you do any of this then she's already into you, and you're probably going to fuck anyway. And anything outside of this is obvious, yeah, associate yourself with good times. Say their name, smile strategically, use words like "now", and "because", subtly mimic their movements. Etc.
And the rest is bullshit. Hypnosis works only if someone wants to be hypnotized, they are doing the majority of the work themselves. Even in crowd hypnosis most people are just doing it as an excuse to act. There is no magic, or danger in any of this, it's just using a parlor trick, I'd even wager that it might work because a pony who is reserved, but would like to fuck you on some level might use your "technique" as an excuse to do so, telling herself "oh he october man'd me, there's nothing I could do"
But if one really could say a sequence of words and guarantee any pony to fuck him, regardless of how she might feel otherwise then it would be a form of rape. And every fucking guy everywhere would use it, all the time. And ponys would be helpless to the whims of us men. And advertisers would do the same thing, and we would be broke.
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