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postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago#35,874
So, I have a date with a girl who's 5 years older than I am, good looking, educated, and seemingly pretty well put together. She just moved here from Manhatten, and taught at a dance studio there.
She's my friend's cousin, and she actually him about me after she and I briefly spoke at my job. We texted back and forth for a good few hours, and then she accepted my invitation to take her out.
I am nervous. I've never even been on a date with a girl this much older than me, I don't want to come across as a child either by coming off as immature or coming off as forced. Talking to her so far I really like her, and she has a good sense of morality, and isn't and has never been addicted to drugs or anything that might be construed as a red flag. The only red flag is that she's going on a date with me.
I don't want to screw this up, it would be awesome to have a stable, but fun and interesting girl in my life. I've never had that before.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later[^][v]#491,240
do a lot of meth and break her hand. but be charming
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#491,243
@previous (squeegee)
I did a lot of coke, not a lot of meth,thanks very much. But that does seem to be my problem, I can be charming from the get-go, but then I do things that are shitty. Mainly being emotionally absent then being emotionally needy in a sort of confusing cycle, being extremely passive and forgiving then out of nowhere getting pissed at the littlest thing thereby rendering whomever I am with unable to discern how much something actually bothers me. At some points I'll ask a significant other if she thinks a guy is cute then a day later flip out over her talking to another guy. I'm also egocentric enough to where I will commit a sin, lie about it, eventually get caught, and then expect everything to be alright, but then be astonished when the same atrocity is committed upon me.
So, I have to be consistent, always. That's always been my goal. To be eternally charming with no episodes of rage, never any sadness, never a reason to apologize, always great in bed, etc.To be so perfect that it kind of worries them. This was the case with Kirby for a while, when we first started dating she told me she thought I was a sociopath because I somehow managed to be the perfect boyfriend, and it was unnatural, that most people say weird things, or have something come out wrong, but I didn't, and it kind of scared her. I want to maintain that with someone forever.
Now, she just thinks I'm a narcissist, and that I remind her of Michael Alig, and that while she loves me, she can't help, but to also despise me.
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,246
You should read a lot of reddit so you sound interesting and informed.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 53 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,252
> I don't want to come across as a child either by coming off as immature or coming off as forced.
You are fucking immature, your a fucking autistic loser, and should be treated like a child.
I hope you fail miserably, and she sees you for the dumbass that you are.
FUCK YOU
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,332
remember to inject meth in your anus as it makes for greater absorbtion, and offer her some as well
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,345
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#491,425
@previous (G)
This is going to sound extremely narcissistic, but I don't need shit like that, if I want someone, I will have them, I don't need a fucking guide book. However, I actually want my next real relationship to be with a good person, and I want it to be sincere. So I am actually attempting to forego a lot of my tactics.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#491,507
> >I don't want to come across as a child either by coming off as immature or coming off as forced. > > You are fucking immature, your a fucking autistic loser, and should be treated like a child. > > I hope you fail miserably, and she sees you for the dumbass that you are. > > FUCK YOU
this, postmortem are a fucking huge idiot and you will ruin this like you ruin everything else
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#491,512