Topic: Autism checklist
Justin Titicaca Igger started this discussion 12 years ago #35,854
Checklist for autism.
1. Are you a total selfish asshole?
2. Are you only concerned with your own personal happiness over everything else.
3. Do you have the personality of a set of curtains?
4. I often wonder how I can totally iratate my loved ones until they want to cry.
5. I am incapable of completing even the simplest tasks and do nothing until someone else completes the task for me.
6. I will never get laid without the girl being dead or me paying her out of my SSI check.
7. The world revolves around me and me alone.
8. I have to be reminded several times that I stink before I shower.
9. I only eat foods that are a pain in the ass to get for my family.
10. I have a bad attitude twords anything not having to do with me, myself and I.
11. Looking a human in the eyes is impossible for me.
12. I interrupt anyone's conversation no matter how rude or awkward it may be. What I have to say is the only important thing being said anywhere in the world.
13. Online friends are the only friends I have.
14. Upon arrival at any event that is important to someone else in my family I immediately ask to leave because of some bullshit excuse so I can ruin everyone else's good time.
15. I insist on being waited in hand and foot because I am just a lazy asshole.
1. Are you a total selfish asshole?
2. Are you only concerned with your own personal happiness over everything else.
3. Do you have the personality of a set of curtains?
4. I often wonder how I can totally iratate my loved ones until they want to cry.
5. I am incapable of completing even the simplest tasks and do nothing until someone else completes the task for me.
6. I will never get laid without the girl being dead or me paying her out of my SSI check.
7. The world revolves around me and me alone.
8. I have to be reminded several times that I stink before I shower.
9. I only eat foods that are a pain in the ass to get for my family.
10. I have a bad attitude twords anything not having to do with me, myself and I.
11. Looking a human in the eyes is impossible for me.
12. I interrupt anyone's conversation no matter how rude or awkward it may be. What I have to say is the only important thing being said anywhere in the world.
13. Online friends are the only friends I have.
14. Upon arrival at any event that is important to someone else in my family I immediately ask to leave because of some bullshit excuse so I can ruin everyone else's good time.
15. I insist on being waited in hand and foot because I am just a lazy asshole.
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Justin Titicaca Igger (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #491,036
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #491,037
@OP how do you score on that list?
Justin Titicaca Igger (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #491,038
@previous (B)
> how do you score on that list?
Zero on that scale but my the autistic kids in this nieghborhood score a one hundred percentile.
> how do you score on that list?
Zero on that scale but my the autistic kids in this nieghborhood score a one hundred percentile.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #491,039
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Justin Igger double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #491,230
Idiots I say!!!!