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Topic: Almost got into a barney with a swan today.

Green started this discussion 12 years ago #35,799

I was stalking some ducks at the lake today, when I happened to see some parent coots feeding their babies. Then this arrogant arsehole swan comes along and starts attacking the mother coot. I said 'u wot m8?' to the swan, hoping to draw it away from the babies. The swan then started to attack the babies and the mother fought with him. I was so angry I picked up a stick and said; 'I'll twat u m8!' to the swan. The swan raised its wings but I kept making angry faces and pointing at it. It swam away and the coot and cootlings swam to safety. I had saved the day.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #490,537

Those aren't ducks though. They're http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coot's.

At least some coots have difficulty feeding a large family of hatchlings on the tiny shrimp and insects that they collect. So after about three days they start attacking their own chicks when they beg for food. After a short while, these attacks concentrate on the weaker chicks, who eventually give up begging and die. The coot may eventually raise only two or three out of nine hatchlings. In this attacking behaviour, the parents are said to "tousle" their young. This can result in the death of the chick.

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Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #490,539

@previous (B)
Jesus that's brutal :'(

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #490,540

@previous (Meta)
Such is nature :( If they didn't there would probably be a large chance that all of their young will die, due to being underfed.

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #490,541

@previous (B)
Then the swan...was the good guy all along?

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #490,542

@previous (Green)
Not really. Depending on if it's one or two coot families in the picture, they either have 3 or 6 youngs to feed. Two-three seems to be amount they can support, so the "great purging" has already happened. If not, it may happen irregardless of the swan, depending on how much food they can find. The swan was probably just being a dick, unless it was starved in which case it may have been trying to eat the young (I think they prefer a herbivorous diet).

In any case, it's nature. There are no good or bad guys, and applying human moralities to it doesn't make much sense. There's just the will to survive.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #490,549

@490,537 (B)
Damn.
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