Topic: Why are Texans so short?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago #35,721

Hormones in the beef stunting their growth?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 56 minutes later[^] [v] #489,799

They have evolved to survive better in a state which is so fond of guns. See, shorter people are smaller targets.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,826

The high heeled cowboy boot manufacturers are trying to create dependent customers. They must have teamed up with Monsanto

Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,827

Generalizations much?

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,834

@previous (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,841

@489,799 (B)
This. Surprisingly most Texans continue to deny evolution even as it happens before their very eyes. Biologists predict the average Texan man will be just three feet tall by 2050.
@489,826 (C)
Actually, cowboy boots were designed so Texans could appear normal height when travelling outside the state.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,845

@489,834 (C)

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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,871

@489,799 (B)
Indeed that is true. Pic related.
@489,827 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
Aren't you like 5'3? Meta is short and so is sqeeegee.
@489,841 (Metæ)
LMAO

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,873

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
5'10", but you have to factor in that I wasn't born or raised in Texas. So I'm at extreme risk of getting shot cause I can't duck as well :(

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,874

@previous (Metæ)
My girlfriend is 5'10 but that's because we're Michigan natives and we need it to be able to dangle people's guns above them.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,879

The original Texans had to sneak into Texas back when it was still part of mexico. The smaller ones were the most successful, and their descendants inhereted those little people genes.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,987

This is for you

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,988

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,003

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Is that your body
You have a little boy body

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,021

@489,987 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
@489,988 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
lmao you aint got no body hair wtf

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,025

@489,988 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Are you a 12-year-old?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,026

@489,988 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Jame Gumb much? Are you a fan of goodbye horses?

ninjj goes in all holes joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,041

@489,988 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You look like fucking Natalie Portman. Ugh.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,047

@489,988 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
How old are you?

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,049

@489,988 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
are you a tranny?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,080

@490,041 (ninjj goes in all holes)
What? Natalie Portman? She's sexy.

@490,021 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
@490,025 (J)
@previous (F)

I shave off my body hair because it's not appealing.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,084

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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #490,094

@490,080 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
LOL you are a gay boy.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #490,097

@490,080 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You look like a bitch.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #490,109

@490,080 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
@previous (F)
this

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #490,157

@490,094 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Walter, if I put a wig on you'd fuck me. Would you like some pictures of "slutty Joane" my alter-ego?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #490,160

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
what

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #490,194

@490,157 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Well, that escalated quickly.

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