Topic: FAO Postmortem, when is your $3000 debt due, precisely?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #35,698
I want to set up an event. Thanks.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #489,597
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Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #489,598
I got really fucked up at an after-party in downtown Houston, I ended up sleeping with this escort, when I didnt have the money. Her management now wants me to pay up, and the morning after it happened he beat my dick with a gulf club while his buddies held me down. He says if I don't have the moneyIn 3 days he's going to chop my penis off, and choke me to death with it. I'm really scared :(
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #489,608
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Anonymous H double-posted this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,629
@489,598 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)So they threaten to strangle you with your dick......
How is it even possible??
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,634
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,635
@489,598 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Shit... Okay, I'm going to pull some strings and have Minichan enforcers sent to protect you. Just hole up somewhere until they reach you.
Shit... Okay, I'm going to pull some strings and have Minichan enforcers sent to protect you. Just hole up somewhere until they reach you.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,646
I guess postmortem should change his to premortem
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,653
@489,613 (cccuuunnttt !CUuNTTZV9M)
The courts won't enforce debts from illegal activities, right? So what's John so worried about?
The courts won't enforce debts from illegal activities, right? So what's John so worried about?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,655
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,656
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He doesn't have to worry, there are laws prohibiting murder.
He doesn't have to worry, there are laws prohibiting murder.
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,659
I'm amazed she didn't ask for money upfront