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Topic: I want 3000 dollars cash

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,670

in 3 days, im in a lot of trouble. What do I do?

chandelier joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #489,308

prostitutes make money fast

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #489,309

Lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #489,312

@ OP

uh oh..... okcupid date hitting you up for cash already? Or did you finally find out she was a hooker?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #489,317

@489,308 (chandelier)
have you viewed postmortem?
lololonononono

chandelier replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #489,321

@previous (E)
Yeah, I've seen him, he's not like some big tough guy or anything, but if he can hold a gun he can rob a prostitute.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #489,326

@489,312 (D)
I cant really talk about why I need the money, it's just VERY important!!!

chandelier replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #489,328

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
pawn some of your parent's stuff

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #489,330

@489,321 (chandelier)
I mean, I don't know if that's the greatest idea. I was thinking maybe I could get a church to give me the money

chandelier replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #489,332

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> I was thinking maybe I could get a church to give me the money

Well that's a terrible idea. But if you add your idea to my idea then we get, what, rob a church? That's a pretty good idea.
This is for hookers, right?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,341

@489,330 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
People here are tired of me showing the potato salad gimmick. So for you I did this. Hit Google with your need of $3000 in 3 days.

I used to give Cathy a hard tyme for not using Google. She is doing more better now with own research.

So did you just once consider asking Google how to make $3000 in 3 days. I did and for instance

1. Pop-Up Miniature Terrain Kit

Creator: “Stonehaven Miniatures”
Category: Games > Tabletop Games
Goal: $3,000
Funded: Day 1
Average Pledge Per Backer: $28

Very self-explanatory title: It’s a pop-up terrain to be used for role-playing games. Role-playing games are a big hit on Kickstarter, so although it may not come as a surprise that a project in such demand was funded, I’d say it’s due to its originality that it was funded in hours. With a quick look at their 250+ backers I learned that only 1 was a first-time backer. The project has also been discussed in several RPGs boards and kickstater-based RPG websites, but has barely had any tweets.

Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere

Creator: “LeVar Burton & Reading Rainbow”
Category: Technology > Web
Goal: $1,000,000
Funded: Day 1
Average Pledge Per Backer: $46

New Goal 3 million Smakers

105,857
Backers
$5,408,916

4. The World’s First Full HD 360∞ Camera

Creator: “GIROPTIC”
Category: Technology > Hardware
Goal: $150,000
Funded: Day 2
Average Pledge Per Backer: $346

Twilight Struggle Digital Edition

Creator: “GMT Games”
Category: Games > Video Games
Goal: $50,000
Funded: Day 1
Average Pledge Per Backer: $48

This is an already very popular strategy game, set during the Cold War, in which one player controls the US and the other Russia. The Kickstarter is to fund the digital version of the tabletop game, and although I’m sure some backers have never played the game, I’m sure most of them have. It’s a good example of a campaign that has been building its fanbase for a decade. Despite the number of backers (4,443), the project has not been as popular in social media as the previous ones. It has been talked a lot, however, on specialised websites.


6. GoPlug – Powering Mobility

Creator: “Josh Cross”
Category: Technology
Goal: $20,000
Funded: Day 1
Average Pledge Per Backer: $185

A bag with its own battery pack and charger, so you can charge any of your devices on the go. It’s useful and it solves a problem, doesn’t it? You’ll be surprised to know then that this is the creators 3rd shot at funding it. After two unsuccessful campaigns, he’s been improving the product — and I’m quite sure that the marketing too, although that is more difficult to analyse. Success, in these cases, feels well-deserved. As of right now it only has total of 255 clicks, but it has been talked a lot in the press — as they have procured to show on their page.

Need more inspired~ation?

http://www.crowdcrux.com/projects-that-smashed-their-kickstarter-goal/

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,394

@previous (Syntax)
Yeah, everybody knows that kickstarter is a source of unlimited cash money for any and every purpose. All our good friend John here has to do is post asking for some capital to invest in non-broken limbs after the gay club mafia gives him what's what.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,398

@489,341 (Syntax)

> People here are tired of me showing the potato salad gimmick. So for you I did this. Hit Google with your need of $3000 in 3 days.
>
> I used to give Cathy a hard tyme for not using Google. She is doing more better now with own research.
>
> So did you just once consider asking Google how to make $3000 in 3 days. I did and for instance
>
> 1. Pop-Up Miniature Terrain Kit
>
> Creator: “Stonehaven Miniatures”
> Category: Games > Tabletop Games
> Goal: $3,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $28
>
> Very self-explanatory title: It’s a pop-up terrain to be used for role-playing games. Role-playing games are a big hit on Kickstarter, so although it may not come as a surprise that a project in such demand was funded, I’d say it’s due to its originality that it was funded in hours. With a quick look at their 250+ backers I learned that only 1 was a first-time backer. The project has also been discussed in several RPGs boards and kickstater-based RPG websites, but has barely had any tweets.
>
> Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere
>
> Creator: “LeVar Burton & Reading Rainbow”
> Category: Technology > Web
> Goal: $1,000,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $46
>
> New Goal 3 million Smakers
>
> 105,857
> Backers
> $5,408,916
>
> 4. The World’s First Full HD 360∞ Camera
>
> Creator: “GIROPTIC”
> Category: Technology > Hardware
> Goal: $150,000
> Funded: Day 2
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $346
>
> Twilight Struggle Digital Edition
>
> Creator: “GMT Games”
> Category: Games > Video Games
> Goal: $50,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $48
>
> This is an already very popular strategy game, set during the Cold War, in which one player controls the US and the other Russia. The Kickstarter is to fund the digital version of the tabletop game, and although I’m sure some backers have never played the game, I’m sure most of them have. It’s a good example of a campaign that has been building its fanbase for a decade. Despite the number of backers (4,443), the project has not been as popular in social media as the previous ones. It has been talked a lot, however, on specialised websites.
>
>
> 6. GoPlug – Powering Mobility
>
> Creator: “Josh Cross”
> Category: Technology
> Goal: $20,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $185
>
> A bag with its own battery pack and charger, so you can charge any of your devices on the go. It’s useful and it solves a problem, doesn’t it? You’ll be surprised to know then that this is the creators 3rd shot at funding it. After two unsuccessful campaigns, he’s been improving the product — and I’m quite sure that the marketing too, although that is more difficult to analyse. Success, in these cases, feels well-deserved. As of right now it only has total of 255 clicks, but it has been talked a lot in the press — as they have procured to show on their page.
>
> Need more inspired~ation?
>
> http://www.crowdcrux.com/projects-that-smashed-their-kickstarter-goal/

@489,341 (Syntax)

> People here are tired of me showing the potato salad gimmick. So for you I did this. Hit Google with your need of $3000 in 3 days.
>
> I used to give Cathy a hard tyme for not using Google. She is doing more better now with own research.
>
> So did you just once consider asking Google how to make $3000 in 3 days. I did and for instance
>
> 1. Pop-Up Miniature Terrain Kit
>
> Creator: “Stonehaven Miniatures”
> Category: Games > Tabletop Games
> Goal: $3,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $28
>
> Very self-explanatory title: It’s a pop-up terrain to be used for role-playing games. Role-playing games are a big hit on Kickstarter, so although it may not come as a surprise that a project in such demand was funded, I’d say it’s due to its originality that it was funded in hours. With a quick look at their 250+ backers I learned that only 1 was a first-time backer. The project has also been discussed in several RPGs boards and kickstater-based RPG websites, but has barely had any tweets.
>
> Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere
>
> Creator: “LeVar Burton & Reading Rainbow”
> Category: Technology > Web
> Goal: $1,000,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $46
>
> New Goal 3 million Smakers
>
> 105,857
> Backers
> $5,408,916
>
> 4. The World’s First Full HD 360∞ Camera
>
> Creator: “GIROPTIC”
> Category: Technology > Hardware
> Goal: $150,000
> Funded: Day 2
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $346
>
> Twilight Struggle Digital Edition
>
> Creator: “GMT Games”
> Category: Games > Video Games
> Goal: $50,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $48
>
> This is an already very popular strategy game, set during the Cold War, in which one player controls the US and the other Russia. The Kickstarter is to fund the digital version of the tabletop game, and although I’m sure some backers have never played the game, I’m sure most of them have. It’s a good example of a campaign that has been building its fanbase for a decade. Despite the number of backers (4,443), the project has not been as popular in social media as the previous ones. It has been talked a lot, however, on specialised websites.
>
>
> 6. GoPlug – Powering Mobility
>
> Creator: “Josh Cross”
> Category: Technology
> Goal: $20,000
> Funded: Day 1
> Average Pledge Per Backer: $185
>
> A bag with its own battery pack and charger, so you can charge any of your devices on the go. It’s useful and it solves a problem, doesn’t it? You’ll be surprised to know then that this is the creators 3rd shot at funding it. After two unsuccessful campaigns, he’s been improving the product — and I’m quite sure that the marketing too, although that is more difficult to analyse. Success, in these cases, feels well-deserved. As of right now it only has total of 255 clicks, but it has been talked a lot in the press — as they have procured to show on their page.
>
> Need more inspired~ation?
>
> http://www.crowdcrux.com/projects-that-smashed-their-kickstarter-goal/

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,403

@previous (G)
Exactly

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,406

@489,398 (G)
Thank you for recycling that unreadable copypasta. There is a copypasta drought in my area. I keep reading Syntax posts in hopes that I can show them to people who need copypasta.

Just so you know: Your post went to help little Juan, who has been deprived of copypasta since he was five and abandoned by his family on the highway while running from INS. Juan now has all the copypasta he needs to get through today and tomorrow. God bless you.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,408

@previous (H)
LOL

For Juan let me offer him this:Etymology of Copypasta

An English portmanteau of “copy” & “paste”, the term “copypasta” is believed to have been coined by 4chan’s Anon community circa 2006. One of the earliest reference articles on “copypasta” was submitted to Encyclopedia Dramatica in September 2006. Outside of English-speaking regions, such text-based memes are referred by indigenous names.

IF IF I were to post this on TC, Moot wood jump in to thread in minutes. Mention 4-chan on TC or at least when I do and Moot is there (BET he is currently in air on way to Comic Con which starts Thur afternoon for his Deviated Art fail

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 55 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,423

@previous (Syntax)
Juan is too weak to hit Ctrl+other letters right now, but he is getting better with your help! Thank you all. You are all so generous!

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,426

@previous (H)
I TRY

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,428

@previous (Syntax)
That was the shift key, try again.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,430

@previous (I)
Client in Eu shifts in fit over me out of touch for many a day. Sent my copy of contract where I say I shift to another client 100% of pre paid tyme

Wait to C reply from Legal staff. I WILL Bill the them for this wait tyme n I have consumed many a shot o

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,461

Sounds like debts to drug dealers

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,463

@previous (J)
It really does.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 12 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,464

You been doing coke, pretty boy?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,465

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
it was meth

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,466

ask protip

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,470

@489,465 (squeegee)
I want to but will not ask you.

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,479

@489,466 (M)
lolno

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,482

@489,461 (J)
I've never understood this. Why do drug dealers extend credit??

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,483

@previous (M)
same reason any wholesaler would. a retail dealer might do it for friends or others if they are stupid. but a wholesaler fronts all the time to their sellers. trusted ones anyway. it's a business like any other, and business uses credit and payment terms to improve sales velocity.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,484

@previous (squeegee)
Wait, do we think postmortem is a seller? Lol

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,489

@previous (M)
no.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,497

@489,398 (G)

> > People here are tired of me showing the potato salad gimmick. So for you I did this. Hit Google with your need of $3000 in 3 days.
> >
> > I used to give Cathy a hard tyme for not using Google. She is doing more better now with own research.
> >
> > So did you just once consider asking Google how to make $3000 in 3 days. I did and for instance
> >
> > 1. Pop-Up Miniature Terrain Kit
> >
> > Creator: “Stonehaven Miniatures”
> > Category: Games > Tabletop Games
> > Goal: $3,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $28
> >
> > Very self-explanatory title: It’s a pop-up terrain to be used for role-playing games. Role-playing games are a big hit on Kickstarter, so although it may not come as a surprise that a project in such demand was funded, I’d say it’s due to its originality that it was funded in hours. With a quick look at their 250+ backers I learned that only 1 was a first-time backer. The project has also been discussed in several RPGs boards and kickstater-based RPG websites, but has barely had any tweets.
> >
> > Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere
> >
> > Creator: “LeVar Burton & Reading Rainbow”
> > Category: Technology > Web
> > Goal: $1,000,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $46
> >
> > New Goal 3 million Smakers
> >
> > 105,857
> > Backers
> > $5,408,916
> >
> > 4. The World’s First Full HD 360∞ Camera
> >
> > Creator: “GIROPTIC”
> > Category: Technology > Hardware
> > Goal: $150,000
> > Funded: Day 2
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $346
> >
> > Twilight Struggle Digital Edition
> >
> > Creator: “GMT Games”
> > Category: Games > Video Games
> > Goal: $50,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $48
> >
> > This is an already very popular strategy game, set during the Cold War, in which one player controls the US and the other Russia. The Kickstarter is to fund the digital version of the tabletop game, and although I’m sure some backers have never played the game, I’m sure most of them have. It’s a good example of a campaign that has been building its fanbase for a decade. Despite the number of backers (4,443), the project has not been as popular in social media as the previous ones. It has been talked a lot, however, on specialised websites.
> >
> >
> > 6. GoPlug – Powering Mobility
> >
> > Creator: “Josh Cross”
> > Category: Technology
> > Goal: $20,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $185
> >
> > A bag with its own battery pack and charger, so you can charge any of your devices on the go. It’s useful and it solves a problem, doesn’t it? You’ll be surprised to know then that this is the creators 3rd shot at funding it. After two unsuccessful campaigns, he’s been improving the product — and I’m quite sure that the marketing too, although that is more difficult to analyse. Success, in these cases, feels well-deserved. As of right now it only has total of 255 clicks, but it has been talked a lot in the press — as they have procured to show on their page.
> >
> > Need more inspired~ation?
> >
> > http://www.crowdcrux.com/projects-that-smashed-their-kickstarter-goal/
>
>
>
> > People here are tired of me showing the potato salad gimmick. So for you I did this. Hit Google with your need of $3000 in 3 days.
> >
> > I used to give Cathy a hard tyme for not using Google. She is doing more better now with own research.
> >
> > So did you just once consider asking Google how to make $3000 in 3 days. I did and for instance
> >
> > 1. Pop-Up Miniature Terrain Kit
> >
> > Creator: “Stonehaven Miniatures”
> > Category: Games > Tabletop Games
> > Goal: $3,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $28
> >
> > Very self-explanatory title: It’s a pop-up terrain to be used for role-playing games. Role-playing games are a big hit on Kickstarter, so although it may not come as a surprise that a project in such demand was funded, I’d say it’s due to its originality that it was funded in hours. With a quick look at their 250+ backers I learned that only 1 was a first-time backer. The project has also been discussed in several RPGs boards and kickstater-based RPG websites, but has barely had any tweets.
> >
> > Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere
> >
> > Creator: “LeVar Burton & Reading Rainbow”
> > Category: Technology > Web
> > Goal: $1,000,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $46
> >
> > New Goal 3 million Smakers
> >
> > 105,857
> > Backers
> > $5,408,916
> >
> > 4. The World’s First Full HD 360∞ Camera
> >
> > Creator: “GIROPTIC”
> > Category: Technology > Hardware
> > Goal: $150,000
> > Funded: Day 2
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $346
> >
> > Twilight Struggle Digital Edition
> >
> > Creator: “GMT Games”
> > Category: Games > Video Games
> > Goal: $50,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $48
> >
> > This is an already very popular strategy game, set during the Cold War, in which one player controls the US and the other Russia. The Kickstarter is to fund the digital version of the tabletop game, and although I’m sure some backers have never played the game, I’m sure most of them have. It’s a good example of a campaign that has been building its fanbase for a decade. Despite the number of backers (4,443), the project has not been as popular in social media as the previous ones. It has been talked a lot, however, on specialised websites.
> >
> >
> > 6. GoPlug – Powering Mobility
> >
> > Creator: “Josh Cross”
> > Category: Technology
> > Goal: $20,000
> > Funded: Day 1
> > Average Pledge Per Backer: $185
> >
> > A bag with its own battery pack and charger, so you can charge any of your devices on the go. It’s useful and it solves a problem, doesn’t it? You’ll be surprised to know then that this is the creators 3rd shot at funding it. After two unsuccessful campaigns, he’s been improving the product — and I’m quite sure that the marketing too, although that is more difficult to analyse. Success, in these cases, feels well-deserved. As of right now it only has total of 255 clicks, but it has been talked a lot in the press — as they have procured to show on their page.
> >
> > Need more inspired~ation?
> >
> > http://www.crowdcrux.com/projects-that-smashed-their-kickstarter-goal/

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #489,499

@previous (D)
lel

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,546

@OP
How bad is this? Like, are you gonna get kneecapped or end up in a dumpster, or is it just going to dent your FICO score?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,558

@previous (Metæ)
I was already beaten with a golf club.

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,559

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Pics or it didn't happen.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,560

@489,558 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
That's not normal...but on meth it is!

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,590

@489,559 (I)
I-I-I they beat my penis though.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #489,595

@489,558 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
pics of your bruised and bloodied body, please

Marsellus Wallace double-posted this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #489,668

Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.



The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #489,670

@previous (Marsellus Wallace)

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #489,675

@489,590 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
YOU LIVE IN TEXAS. Buy a fucking gun. How hard is that?!

Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #489,689

@489,670 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
Thanks, bud.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #493,045

What ended up happening with this?

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #493,049

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
lol you were trolled so hard lmao he sure showed you bud damn

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #493,055

Externally hosted image@previous (J)

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #493,069

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Thank you, child.
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