Topic: FAO: Smokers. Have you ever calculated how many cigarettes you've smoked?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,560

What do you think your number is?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #64,635

It's probably a frightening number. The money I've spent on them over the past few years is probably also a pretty frightening number.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,638

I've smoked 2 ciggies in my life. I thank the lord for showing me the light. The righteous and merciful ways. Smoking is bad, and you should feel bad. If you can't remember how many ciggies you've smoked, it's probably because you smoke too much.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,639

@previous (C)
Stop projecting.

faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,641

at least 10000

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,643

yes. From moving to this house, living here for a little over a year and a half. i smoke on average of 3 packs of cigarettes a week.
Which roughly translates to 3*52=156/12=13 cartons a year, i have been smoking for 4 years, so 13*4=52 cartons a year.

If a single pack of smokes costs 5 dollars a pack, and there are 10 packs of cigarettes in a carton. 50 dollars a carton give or take 4 dollars = $2600 or so in 4 years of smoking.
if there are 20 cigarettes in a pack, and 10 packs in a carton, thats 200 cigarettes a carton, thats 10400 or so cigarettes for me since i started smoking.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,649

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

It's a small price to pay for eliminating stress and increasing comfort though, yeah?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,651

@64,639 (B)
You! Young man with the frightening amount of cigarettes smoked! Your lungs fucking hate you and you fucking know it. Fuck

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Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,654

@64,649 (A)
Not really.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,656

Not a lot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,657

@64,654 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

So why do it?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,659

@64,651 (C)
I'm not a young man, carebear.
> Your lungs fucking hate you and you fucking know it.
Actually I think we're alright.
> Fuck
K.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,660

@64,657 (A)
Because its better than sitting around doing nothing, plus it makes me get up and go up the stairs to have a cigarette.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,662

@64,659 (B)
> I'm not a young man, carebear.
Until you see the light, you are!
> Actually I think we're alright.
Excuse me? I speak lunguian. Do you? Thought so.
> K.
Butt_owned.flac

Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,663

@64,649 (A)
That's what they want you to think.

Anonymous C triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,664

@previous (C)
what they want you to think.

Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,666

they want you to think.

i'll stop there

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,667

@64,662 (C)
> Until you see the light, you are!
Waht.
> Excuse me? I speak lunguian.
Alright.
> Butt_owned.flac
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Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,671

@previous (B)
> Waht.
Acting clueless is the 1st step.
> Alright.
It's not alright, okay. It's not fucking alright. I've had it with you and your alrights. That's all you ever tell me! It's been years. When are you going to change? WHEN. I want a specific date and time with a time stamp for reassurance.
> < ><> <><

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,674

@previous (C)
are u a turkey

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,679

@64,671 (C)
Oh shit, Blemmyes!

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,681

@previous (G)
I think you mean
> I agree with everything Anonymous C just said.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,695

@previous (C)
Post more hot face-chested dudes, and I'll go along with whatever you say.

I'd back you up anyway; I'm a smoker & my lungs gave up hope years ago. It's a fucking terrible habit.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,717

You guys derailed a perfectly good thread.
You all should be ashamed.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,738

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I would hang my head if I had one.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,768

Ohohoho.

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