Postmortem started this discussion 12 years ago#35,581
So, as you know I've been masturbating with this guy named George via text message, I invited him out to the hookah bar I like to go to, and he was down to go. Then all of a sudden I get a text message from his lover from his phone telling me that his boyfriend isnt allowed in hookah bars and then I get a message telling me how big his cock is. Great. I always wanted 2 cocks at once.
So then I get a text from George later on in the evening, and it's all this melodramatic stuff about how he loves me, but hates me, but oh he loves me! "It's so hard to be just friends, but we must! Do you want to fuck me? I'd understand if you want to. I am so hard!" He even went as far as to say that he thought I was going to be the last boyfriend he ever had because she's given up on love! Also he bought like an 8ball of coke to line on my small penis, and snort it off.... Something about snorting off a longer penis could cause overdose.
Also I made a POF account, it's just pissing me off. I dont get it. I mean there are guys I think I like apparently "online" I ask them some question, an innocent one based on their profile. And fucking no replies. I mean some reply, but most don't. Im like "fuuuuck yoooou".
I have better luck going to the gay bar next door and sucking off 5 guys there than finding a guy on the internet.
Oh how I wish I could quit whining and be straight again.......