Topic: Rachel; Brittany
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,537
So, I've been talking to girls as one would expect someone in my position to do, and there's one with a particular amount of interest in me. She's a girl that went to my highschool wasn't very pretty, seemed a bit dumb/awkward, and so she didn't really catch my attention.
Now, she's pretty attractive, a lot of it is her just making a style transformation, she looked unkempt before the "I really dont care" look, to now she has good complexion, very cool hair, a couple tattoos, she's in good shape etc., she's still dumb and awkward, but now that she's attractive I find it endearing. She's also good at art. She parallels Lexi in a lot of ways except she has yet to tell me how she's the greatest thing to exist, but maybe that'll come later.
Couple of red flags though
1. Constant interaction, I mean we just started talking, and it's non-stop from her, clingy even for my tastes.
2. She has a history of being obsessive: she got tattoos for her last 2 boyfriends and had to get them covered up! Last 2! No lesson learned. Even I have my limitations.
3. She's a good girl: I asked if she likes coffee, she said she didnt. I said "what do you drink then?" She says "alcohol lol jk im too young to drink". If youre not drinking for some other reason, fine, maybe admirable, but "im too young" gtfo of here.
I dunno.
Then there's Brittany. Brittany is a model who's in town for a month, oh and she's studying chemical engineering at Cornell. She's extremely attractive, and intelligent. Also, she's sweet, and easy to talk to. Pretty great. I'm not the type to do this, but if I were to use a girl to get on Kirby's nerves, it'd be this one because it's hard to argue that she isn't an upgrade. She's obviously going to take a lot more effort to get to, but maybe, who knows?
Red flags
1. Probably too high caliber to get immediate headway. She's a model who goes to Cornell, I guarantee she has a thousand guys with better backgrounds, bigger muscles, and higher IQs going after her. In order to create real attraction I need to force a bond/connection and that can be tricky.
2. We don't have a whole lot in common, she's fun to talk to, but she's not into the same things I am. I mean some things, but not all of them. Im interested in her for her pedigree primarily.
Yeah
Now, she's pretty attractive, a lot of it is her just making a style transformation, she looked unkempt before the "I really dont care" look, to now she has good complexion, very cool hair, a couple tattoos, she's in good shape etc., she's still dumb and awkward, but now that she's attractive I find it endearing. She's also good at art. She parallels Lexi in a lot of ways except she has yet to tell me how she's the greatest thing to exist, but maybe that'll come later.
Couple of red flags though
1. Constant interaction, I mean we just started talking, and it's non-stop from her, clingy even for my tastes.
2. She has a history of being obsessive: she got tattoos for her last 2 boyfriends and had to get them covered up! Last 2! No lesson learned. Even I have my limitations.
3. She's a good girl: I asked if she likes coffee, she said she didnt. I said "what do you drink then?" She says "alcohol lol jk im too young to drink". If youre not drinking for some other reason, fine, maybe admirable, but "im too young" gtfo of here.
I dunno.
Then there's Brittany. Brittany is a model who's in town for a month, oh and she's studying chemical engineering at Cornell. She's extremely attractive, and intelligent. Also, she's sweet, and easy to talk to. Pretty great. I'm not the type to do this, but if I were to use a girl to get on Kirby's nerves, it'd be this one because it's hard to argue that she isn't an upgrade. She's obviously going to take a lot more effort to get to, but maybe, who knows?
Red flags
1. Probably too high caliber to get immediate headway. She's a model who goes to Cornell, I guarantee she has a thousand guys with better backgrounds, bigger muscles, and higher IQs going after her. In order to create real attraction I need to force a bond/connection and that can be tricky.
2. We don't have a whole lot in common, she's fun to talk to, but she's not into the same things I am. I mean some things, but not all of them. Im interested in her for her pedigree primarily.
Yeah
dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #488,315
First
dw double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,316
Kill yourself
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Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,320
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Postmortem
Red flags
1. Failed out of community college, calls other women "dumb"
2. Cries for three hours, calls other women clingy
3. Diagnosed NPD, critiques other people's personality flaws
4. Crushes girls' hands, thinks other people are too obsessive
5. Can't pay for cheesecake, thinks he has a shot with someone with a "pedigree" (??)
6. Addicted to meth, thinks abstinence is dumb
Red flags
1. Failed out of community college, calls other women "dumb"
2. Cries for three hours, calls other women clingy
3. Diagnosed NPD, critiques other people's personality flaws
4. Crushes girls' hands, thinks other people are too obsessive
5. Can't pay for cheesecake, thinks he has a shot with someone with a "pedigree" (??)
6. Addicted to meth, thinks abstinence is dumb
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #488,329
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #488,334
My name is Dave Chang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded virgins who think its the shit to jerk off to anime porn and laugh at stupid ass pictures all day with your stupid memes while I am up in it with all the pussy I can get here at the morgue I work at.Getting through medical school was easy as fuck and while you laugh at Asians, I got a place in the mortuary field, now I am laughing at you. You are everything that I know that isn’t getting what I am while I am doing all the cold bitches up in this place. I feel up more tits in a day than you losers ever will in your life.
I laugh at all of you because I get it all here. They don’t mind, because they’re not going to say anything. Don’t be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I can guarantee you that I get more than all of you combined. I drive a Nissan 350z, from all the pussy that I rent out to all my friends and their friends. What do you drive, even if mommy lets you drive her minivan? I also got three bitchin places across the city, all with 58” flat screens, decked out with the latest game releases and my precious reptiles.
Check out the bitch I am with now, pic related: she came in 3 days ago from a congenital heart defect. I did her just 5 minutes ago, Shit was so cash. Peace virgins.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #488,336
@488,325 (cccuuunnttt !CUuNTTZV9M)
ITT: proof that Becky has considered Postmortem as a possible boyfriend.
ITT: proof that Becky has considered Postmortem as a possible boyfriend.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,357
@OP
dude, how old r u?
dude, how old r u?
The Asshole replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,360
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,366
@OP> she's still dumb and awkward
And you find her attractive
postmortem you truly have a place in comedy. I am predicting that over the years you will marry divorce marry divorce marry divorce marry divorce marry divorce = 5 tries 5 fails. All b4 you turn 42
The Asshole replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,368
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,414
@488,366 (Syntax)
Awkward, and socially inept can be sweet. I mean more ditzy than actually stupid. I mean I don't know her well enough to really asses her intelligence
And you mean like a celebrity? Thats awesome
Awkward, and socially inept can be sweet. I mean more ditzy than actually stupid. I mean I don't know her well enough to really asses her intelligence
And you mean like a celebrity? Thats awesome