Topic: my first applicant!
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,511
So I put an ad on craigslist to build a guest-list for my first party. Here is a pic of my first applicantPostmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #488,057
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,058
He loves to hang around beautiful women. Also he's a good listener!!! 3 exclamation points means he is a tremendously good listener.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,060
dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,062
he seems really excited but also does not look like a body builder
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,064
@OP
I love the double denim and gold chain look! Sort of neo-prole juxtaposed with post-disco.
I love the double denim and gold chain look! Sort of neo-prole juxtaposed with post-disco.
Ricky Gupta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,069
@OP
I've decided to place my own cragslist ad and gain fake friends to exploit for cash!!! I have the same qualifications as you do!! Did I mention how shallow I am??? Very shallow!!!!
If you come to one of my club nights you will have to pay to get in!!!
I've decided to place my own cragslist ad and gain fake friends to exploit for cash!!! I have the same qualifications as you do!! Did I mention how shallow I am??? Very shallow!!!!
If you come to one of my club nights you will have to pay to get in!!!
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,075
what a great start. don't give up on the dream, see this one through.
post lots of pics.
post lots of pics.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,076
He's gay and wants you to be his lover.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,079
So, did he make the cut?
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,084
Keep us updated OP.Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,088
@488,069 (Ricky Gupta)
Well that first line kind of shed light on what I'm doing, and I didn't even really think of it like that. Although I am offering free access to a nightclub.
Well that first line kind of shed light on what I'm doing, and I didn't even really think of it like that. Although I am offering free access to a nightclub.
Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,091
Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,166
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,168
quick tip from a former fraternity social director: focus on the broads, the dudes will find their way there by themselves.
so, just invite tons and tons of chicks. every chick you see. hundreds of them. literally.
so, just invite tons and tons of chicks. every chick you see. hundreds of them. literally.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,186
@488,166 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Fashion is temorary, style is forever
@previous (squeegee)
My guest list needs to be attractive girls, gay guys (hot ones), and drag queens. That's what draws a crowd.
Fashion is temorary, style is forever
@previous (squeegee)
My guest list needs to be attractive girls, gay guys (hot ones), and drag queens. That's what draws a crowd.
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,188
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
and you'll have 2 crack whores and a drag queen show if you waste your time on dudes.
seriously you're wrong.
what draws a crowd is chicks.
crowd size is directly proportional to the number of chicks in the crowd.
unless you're running a gay bar or a sausagefest. if you want a sausage fest just invite like 10 guys and they'll each bring their 5 man sausage crews and drink all your liquor before 10.
is that what you want?
and you'll have 2 crack whores and a drag queen show if you waste your time on dudes.
seriously you're wrong.
what draws a crowd is chicks.
crowd size is directly proportional to the number of chicks in the crowd.
unless you're running a gay bar or a sausagefest. if you want a sausage fest just invite like 10 guys and they'll each bring their 5 man sausage crews and drink all your liquor before 10.
is that what you want?
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Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,193
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #488,196
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #488,199
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #488,208
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
TheOwl. Unfortunately it looks like MLP has fallen out of fashion. ;)
TheOwl. Unfortunately it looks like MLP has fallen out of fashion. ;)
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #488,222
@488,186 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Put Ricky in a dress, perhaps? I think he'd look quite fetching in a denim one.
Put Ricky in a dress, perhaps? I think he'd look quite fetching in a denim one.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #488,241
@488,188 (squeegee)
Girls mostly, but gay guys will come tothe club theyll want people to flirt with, drag queens draw attention. And gay people are still seen as being fashionable, and trendy.
Girls mostly, but gay guys will come tothe club theyll want people to flirt with, drag queens draw attention. And gay people are still seen as being fashionable, and trendy.