Topic: it's over

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,505

Kirby just text broke up with me.

Not even a phone call or a face to face, just a quick text message, thats it.

I feel so pathetic.

dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #488,023

first

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,024

okay, so, quickly, get a letter to her in the mail before last mail pick up. in it, break up with her.

then in 2 days when she gets it you can claim to have broken up with her first. hurry! go now!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,025

Kirby is a Pokemon. Chill the fuck out, kid.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,026

@488,024 (squeegee)
Well, thats fucking crazy.

@previous (D)
Kirby isnt even a pokemon.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #488,027

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Ok, so... When are you going to get Jigglypuff's digits?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #488,029

> Kirby isnt even a pokemon.

No, but she likes being pokie Mon

stella joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,031

@488,023 (dw)

> first

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,039

@488,027 (D)
Soon, maybe ill make "named after nintendo character" part of my dating critereon.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,040

what a bitch

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,042

@488,031 (stella)

> > first

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,046

You can't text message break-up!

dw replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,048

@previous (I)
oooooollllddddddd

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,053

@previous (dw)
I'm still living in 2009.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,056

nobody cars

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,059

@previous (Meowth)
I carr

dw replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,061

@488,053 (I)
that would be a sad way to live

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,067

@488,059 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
gREEMNo. He'd right.Sorry translation problems. We're not counting you as "anybody" given your multiple multiverse posts directed at Green. You are obviously part of the interdimensional MAfia sent to persecute Ben, and drive him to insanity. We seek to be *HAPPY CAMPERS* Shame on you! Green is the new fucking black!

Anonymous I double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,068

@488,061 (dw)
*Jumping Peppers!!*

Ricky Gupta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #488,070

@OP
She's with me now!!! I'm a fun and energetic person!!! I'm a hard worker and can get the job done!!! I love to hang around beautiful women and I'm going to bang your ex gf now!!!

I'll text you the time and place for an upcoming nightclub party!!! $20 at the door!!! Tell some people!!!