Topic: Your best sexual moments.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,547

I got a blowjob once while playing Guitar Hero.

nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #64,348

I was once strapped to a chair and forced into a Fart-Bukkake party.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,349

I once strapped this 17 year old kid into a chair and forced him into a Fart-Bukkake party.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,350

My girlfriend and I will play video games and make sexual bets, based on the outcomes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,351

I fapped today.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,355

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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,356

Once, I inadvertently got sucked into a group sex session. It involved two women and two men, myself not included. Everyone but me had been drinking a 151 proof alcohol and they were going nuts.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,366

On a couple of occasions my girlfriend has forced me to continue to play a video game while she went down on me, and if I stopped playing she would stop as well.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,367

Every time I have came is the best sexual experience.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #64,377

@64,355 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
lolthis

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,410

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That wasn't very descriptive.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,414

just some good faps

almost got a HJ once from a girly friend but another friend was in the room and it would be too awkward.
besides, her hands are really small so it might have felt.. odd

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,416

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> her hands are really small
Please tell me it was just a midget.

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,418

This thread is not for me.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,421

@previous (RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ)

> This thread is not for me.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,422

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I know. I really don't want to hear that type of detail.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,424

@64,416 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)

> >her hands are really small
> Please tell me it was just a midget.
If it was a midget that is pretty hawt.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,434

@64,422 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Or about how he threw her down and made her read the stock section of the Tampa Tribune whilst he switched between masturbation and playing an Eddie Money medley on the slide whistle all while wearing a gimp mad with a zipper mouth and button eyes??? Is that what you wanna hear?

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,438

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Nevermind. Don't bother.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,439

@64,434 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
From you, yes.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,440

@64,438 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
You in a bad mood tonight lady?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,441

@64,439 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I have never done that...yet.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,443

@64,440 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No, I'm fine. Crabbie just annoys me.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,444

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I'm good.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,446

@64,443 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Crabbie annoys me too.

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lol

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,448

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Nevermind sweetheart. You're fine.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,451

@64,443 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
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OHHHH SNAP!!!! some shit about to go down syndrome up in dis beyotch!!!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,454

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Hey don't throw this on me bud. You don't annoy me.

Edit: I didn't see ninjj's post because someone mistook me for a huge faggot and was raping my face.

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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,455

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Okay.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,457

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Oh no! Not that! What will I do? You're going to force me off the board! It's not like I could just overlook your posts...

Why? Why must you be so cruel? :(

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,464

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Yeah I didn't see nonjj's post until after I posted mine.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,484

ITT: Crabbie makes people crabbie.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,507

buspuppie gets annoyed by everyone lately

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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #64,513

@64,366 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
That's kinda hot.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,529

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ãƒ²ãƒ¯ãƒŠãƒ¡ !LSD69pSotU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,536

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> Well, you want me to tell you how he finger f*c*ed me for the first time? So crude. It's about the emotions! I could go on...
> f*c*ed
Check the URL on your browser and tell me if you're on a kids site

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,560

This is not for me :D

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,792

I came on cat, she hiss at penis.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,828

Giving someone Japanese rain goggles lol

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,829

Sex with a woman 5 years older than myself. :-)

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,834

Sex in public places is always fun.
Best time ever though was when I was with a girl that liked to be tied up and degraded/humiliated.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,835

@64,828 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
What, do you have a fetish for this or something?

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,869

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

No, it's when someone is sucking you off and you tell them you'er going to cum and aim it at their face so they start squinting, and then at the last second you stretch your scrotum over their eyes and cum on your balls.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,870

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,871

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
it's when someone is sucking you off and you tell them you'er going to cum and aim it at their face so they start squinting, and then at the last second you stretch your scrotum over their eyes and cum on your balls.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,873

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I understand the words you used, I just don't understand. You understand?

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,874

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

What dont you understand?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,876

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
The stretching your scrotum over their eyes bit. So, with one hand you are aiming, and the other you pull on your scrotum to shield their face? Seems a bit difficult to pull off.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,877

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

She's sucking you near completion and then jacking you off. When you're about to come you pull your balls over her eyes. It's easier if she's lying down and you're straddling her.

Anonymous U replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,878

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
Seems remarkably pointless to me.
Is there any extra pleasure to be had from doing this? I would not have thought so.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,879

I once participated in a Munging party. Was dead good.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,881

@64,877 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
Why cum on yourself when you have a girl ready to take a load on her face? It's bizarre and seems uncomfortable to me.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,987

@64,878 (U)
@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

It's funny. Also she can blink on your balls which tickles.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #64,998

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I like the houdini. While doing a girl behind you pull out like your about to cum, spit on her back, then when she gets up and turns around you cum on her face.

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