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Topic: Poots ain't that bad after all

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #35,464

http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

> The study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that flatulence could be a key factor in treating diseases.

> "Although hydrogen sulfide gas is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood, a professor at the University of Exeter, said in a statement.

> While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, smelling it in small amounts could reduce the risk of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving the body's mitochondria. Dr. Matt Whiteman, a University of Exeter professor who worked on the study, said in a statement that researchers are even replicating the natural gas to reap its health benefits.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #487,742

Fartherapy

Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #487,743

I don't even like for I am a pokemon trainer and must protect my pokemon.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #487,744

@487,742 (B)
I'm telling yoo. Poots are the footure.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #487,745

I am a cute young teenage girl, if only someone would sniff my poots. They would be cured

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #487,746

@487,744 (A)
@previous (D)
Get duckfucked.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #487,748

@previous (Green)
When I go to the toilet, my kitten follows me and sits on my knee while I take a giant stinky GirlShit™. Do you think I am healing my cat?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,763

Jesus christ who let MAtt back in?

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Greene replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,764

@previous (Metæ)
Who the fuck is MAtt?

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,765

@previous (Greene)
Ur mum m8

Greene replied with this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,766

@previous (Metæ)
What the hell is a mum?
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