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Topic: i might get really drunk and lose my virginity sometime this month

stella started this discussion 12 years ago #35,437

i know a girl who lives 45 minutes away and she invited me to her house and said we should get drunk.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #487,395

Me too!

dw skg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #487,410

wow i wish people asked me to get drunk

With them alone

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #487,414

@487,395 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That seems unlikely given past trends.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,416

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You could use like, the Socratic method to get chicks.

dw skg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,417

@487,395 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Best Yroll Over

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 5 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,418

@487,416 (Metæ)
Yeah that is actually not possible but thanks for the suggestion.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,419

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not with that attitude it's not.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,461

been there done that, wood not recommend

dw skg replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,463

@previous (F)
Why ever post anonymously

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,468

@487,419 (Metæ)
No I'm sure the suggestion is implausible whether or not I think it's a good idea.

jeri joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,469

Enjoy your wisky dick!

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,470

@previous (jeri)

This.

@OP

Just lose it when you're sober.

jeri replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,471

@previous (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
This. I had sex when much drunk once after I ate a meal of much pasta and meat and she had a calimari squid? And I had very wisky dick. I was even fus roh dah the ATM. But my penis did hard and I did a sex and came and it was very good. So sex was super penis but it was crazy. So don't even first time sex if you are drunk you stupid virgin shits unless you are experienced.

dw skg replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,480

@previous (jeri)
what

dw skg double-posted this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,481

@487,471 (jeri)
Why does what you guys ate matter
She ate a calamari squid

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,491

@previous (dw skg)
It changes the taste of your cum. If you eat well, she might too.

dw skg replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,492

@previous (I)
Shut up

jeri replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,493

@487,481 (dw skg)
Is this one of your infamous 'giggle bros'? And they say I'm high, but your universe is devoid of love. So go to Fink's factory! The wholes produce music.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,495

@487,492 (dw skg)
Grrrr anger

stella (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,500

i'm afraid she'll look at my penis and laugh at it

whatever happened to just cuddling or making out

why are millennials so horny

jeri replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,501

@previous (stella)
Did you even into the great chasm of my anus? No? You're fucked mate. Sorry.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,502

@487,500 (stella)
lol'd

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #487,544

@487,463 (dw skg)
the fuck you on about
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